Folks, uhh, I'm here to uhh, announce my run for Senate. Joe for Delaware '88. We'll bring America into the 90s. No more racial jungle. Whassat now? I'm talking to who? Do I have to do black talk for this one? Where's my pudding?
Just a few weeks away from getting his doctorate, I'll bet.
ZZZ, more slavery porn for elite White's to flagellate themselves over, as black audiences will just watch whatever Kevin Hart has out at the same time.
Panic guy pressing button meme :
-Let black man honestly express himself
-Censor black man's speech so as to not offend white CNN viewers
All the romantic vacation spots
F...folks, the, uh, vegetables, gotta eat the kids. I mean kids eat vegetables. I love...love kids. Hunter, my kid, smart kid. Uh, the, uh, Putin...look, covid. Running for Senate. What's that? Uhh...who's talking to me? When I was Vice President...you know, I was serving with that nig(live feed cuts out)
When you think virtue signaling and Twitter likes are enough to run a business.
Nothing says Peace and love quite like calling your new neighbors ignorant yokels.
"Sir, we'd like to donate this flatscreen TV to help you out"
"Thats ok man, I already got three from your store"
They gonna add malt liquor, fried chicken, and watermelon while they're at it?
How much did the "research" cost? You know, into figuring out that blocking the sun is like, totally bad?
Was it Buttigieg?
To remind her of that time Asians murdered Americans?
Folks, the, the Jesus, uhh, Easter, you know the bunny, uh, thing, C..c..covid, uhh, look. I wanna say Merry Christmas to all Americans on this sacred black holiday. Jill and I...I'm Joe Biden and I'm running for Senate. Thank you, Iowa. I love kids.
Let me guess, its a white supremacist upset that Burger King didn't have any organic arugula? Oh, no I guess not.
US warships will shoot down that little paper plane the moment it takes off
Rich liberals who don't want to go near Mexicans
Any questions? Yeah, see number five there, could you please tell me the meaning of that word, then tell me the meaning of the word irony?
Yep just imagine its Mexicans instead of aliens...I know, a real stretch of the imagination, right?
Folks, the gas...gas prices, look, you gotta, come on, pay for the gas or, or, or, Putin, uhh, wear a mask, when I was Vice President, uhh, the immigration. You can't teach a man about fish...uhh, cuz fool me twice. OK? No questions.
Hope sneaker stores arecurrently moving all their merch back to the warehouse.
The James Bond film Spectre predicted this in 2015
Vlad the Chad gives no fucks
Joe's gonna wag his finger so hard, you guys.