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swarleybing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe's gonna wag his finger so hard, you guys.

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swarleybing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Folks, uhh, I'm here to uhh, announce my run for Senate. Joe for Delaware '88. We'll bring America into the 90s. No more racial jungle. Whassat now? I'm talking to who? Do I have to do black talk for this one? Where's my pudding?

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swarleybing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just a few weeks away from getting his doctorate, I'll bet.

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swarleybing 6 points ago +6 / -0

ZZZ, more slavery porn for elite White's to flagellate themselves over, as black audiences will just watch whatever Kevin Hart has out at the same time.

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swarleybing 10 points ago +10 / -0

F...folks, the, uh, vegetables, gotta eat the kids. I mean kids eat vegetables. I love...love kids. Hunter, my kid, smart kid. Uh, the, uh, Putin...look, covid. Running for Senate. What's that? Uhh...who's talking to me? When I was Vice President...you know, I was serving with that nig(live feed cuts out)

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swarleybing 21 points ago +21 / -0

When you think virtue signaling and Twitter likes are enough to run a business.

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swarleybing 262 points ago +262 / -0

Nothing says Peace and love quite like calling your new neighbors ignorant yokels.

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swarleybing 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Sir, we'd like to donate this flatscreen TV to help you out"

"Thats ok man, I already got three from your store"

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swarleybing 4 points ago +6 / -2

They gonna add malt liquor, fried chicken, and watermelon while they're at it?

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swarleybing 4 points ago +4 / -0

How much did the "research" cost? You know, into figuring out that blocking the sun is like, totally bad?

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swarleybing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Folks, the, the Jesus, uhh, Easter, you know the bunny, uh, thing, C..c..covid, uhh, look. I wanna say Merry Christmas to all Americans on this sacred black holiday. Jill and I...I'm Joe Biden and I'm running for Senate. Thank you, Iowa. I love kids.

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swarleybing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let me guess, its a white supremacist upset that Burger King didn't have any organic arugula? Oh, no I guess not.

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swarleybing 1 point ago +2 / -1

US warships will shoot down that little paper plane the moment it takes off

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swarleybing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rich liberals who don't want to go near Mexicans

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swarleybing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Any questions? Yeah, see number five there, could you please tell me the meaning of that word, then tell me the meaning of the word irony?

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swarleybing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep just imagine its Mexicans instead of aliens...I know, a real stretch of the imagination, right?

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swarleybing 11 points ago +11 / -0

Folks, the gas...gas prices, look, you gotta, come on, pay for the gas or, or, or, Putin, uhh, wear a mask, when I was Vice President, uhh, the immigration. You can't teach a man about fish...uhh, cuz fool me twice. OK? No questions.

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swarleybing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hope sneaker stores arecurrently moving all their merch back to the warehouse.

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swarleybing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vlad the Chad gives no fucks

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