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swifty123456 4 points ago +4 / -0

exaclty that is why lebron got mad at irving! he wanted to hook up irving

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swifty123456 3 points ago +3 / -0

lebron 100% surely has a fake card!

and he wanted to hook up kyrie irving with a fake card too!

but like me i say fuck the fake vaccine card! i just say like a man fuck off, instyea dof being a beta cuck saying yes sir master here my card

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swifty123456 1 point ago +1 / -0

i doubt it

but if they do people will believe it

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swifty123456 1 point ago +1 / -0

it will take longer to do that, then the driver taking out his knife and cutting it

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swifty123456 1 point ago +1 / -0

i would but my agenda is booked with doing your mom, your aunts cousins sisters!

an i see aoc is houdning me also to get fucked!

sorry to dissapoint all booked up

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swifty123456 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol thats what some friends tell me! other then my mustache stopped growing. i am a pretty hairy bastard!

a friend of mine just wants a goatee but it wont connect a full bear dis also patchy on him! with holes everywhere.

he wishes he had mine beard. and here i am sitting wishing for a thicker fuller longer mustache

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swifty123456 3 points ago +3 / -0

almost! but my damn mustache wont get bushy!

seems like my mustache is trimmed! after a certain point it doenst grow anymore

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swifty123456 1 point ago +6 / -5

you sound like my girlfriend who shaves around her lips daily!

if i was jack murphy i would send you pictures of her shaved vag! but i aint no cuck. so you can just look in the mirror if you want to see a vagina

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swifty123456 4 points ago +4 / -0

are you a fed? wanting to run facial recognition on us! put a face to our profile!?

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swifty123456 4 points ago +4 / -0

thats a rookie move

havent shaved since 9dec 2016

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swifty123456 20 points ago +20 / -0

clot addams is literally telling you to read a fact check! on this cartoon on twitter

hahahahah fact check

calling for fatchceck is leftist bullshit

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swifty123456 1 point ago +1 / -0

having studied aerospace engeneering

i compare it to mechanic vs designer engeneer!

sure mechanics can do shit i never dreamed off

but ask an mechanic how the steel of the engine block needs to be fabricated! does it need to be brittle ductile! should the steel be quenched? tempered! and they dont know shit

having studied aerospace engeneering, if i recall the lectures correctly i know all these answers, the how why en what! a mechanic does not

but i repsect the hell out of mechanics. hope to one day build a harley/motorcycle all from seperatly bought pars

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swifty123456 5 points ago +5 / -0

but muh tucker owned ted cruz!

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swifty123456 1 point ago +1 / -0

he still believes in bullshit like left libertarianism!

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swifty123456 1 point ago +1 / -0

well lets hope he makes it tot the finals and has a heartattack during for the whole world to see

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swifty123456 5 points ago +5 / -0

wouldnt it be epic if in the finals 1 or both of those faggots get a heartattack while djokovic is chillin on a beach wit some bitches?

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swifty123456 1 point ago +1 / -0

that faggot is still complying!

he is wearing a mask! come hell or high water dont wear a mask!

i dont even wash my hands that often anymore. and as a jew that is a sin! we should was our hands often!

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swifty123456 1 point ago +1 / -0

he still a bitch for wearing a mask!

if he gave a shit he'd use the mask to wipe his ass

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