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swimjim2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go after all the libs. Get them in an email chain or something so you have evidence. (Leave whatever few Trump supporters/conservatives there are alone. "Why did I get sacked but not Bobby? He's a fucking White male!")

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swimjim2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those guns look pretty slick, NGL. No good for shooting prone, though.

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swimjim2 2 points ago +2 / -0

The first three never panned out, but I've got a good feeling about this one.

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swimjim2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just gave this nigerian prince my social and checking account numbers. Should be fine though, he said I would get 10%!

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swimjim2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great, now I have an anime stuck in my head with characters representing each of the major players in this election.

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swimjim2 5 points ago +5 / -0

If he had been wearing a business suit he probably could have made it indefinitely.

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swimjim2 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Hey Chief, which evidence locker should I put these 200 bricks of coke in?"

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swimjim2 1 point ago +1 / -0

When they deviate from the Pentateuch is where they lose me.

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swimjim2 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's a TR-20. A 20 mm micro grenade launcher.

(That doesn't actually exist they just mount scopes underbarrel now, I guess.)

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swimjim2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't get it. Is the guy wearing a flag-themed shirt supposedly disrespecting the flag or the guy disrespecting congress by standing on their desk?

Because you can respect the flag and hate congress at the same time.

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swimjim2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boomer-ish but spicy. Solid 7/10!

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