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tdee3000 1 point ago +1 / -0

on a money having scale, i want the guys to be between 'fuck you money' and 'naming your kid X ae a-12'

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tdee3000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Karma might be priceless but hookers and coke cost money.

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tdee3000 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was standing there waiting to get into a Trump rally. And this guy was muttering something about POTUS, he turns around and tips his microphone like this. And who do you think that guy was? Abilio Acosta. The Fake News man. And I was like "ABILIO."

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tdee3000 12 points ago +12 / -0

The Wachowski brothers created a masterpiece and the Wachowski sisters ruined it.

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tdee3000 2 points ago +2 / -0

but Navy ships don't go in to outer space

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tdee3000 3 points ago +3 / -0

a nude Kelly Carlson would like a word with you

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tdee3000 3 points ago +3 / -0

ddos attack means more time to perfect your memes

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tdee3000 12 points ago +12 / -0

Read a Book Nigga Sonata in D minor - Ol' Gansta Ba$e

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tdee3000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Adolf Hitler had a mostly peaceful and uneventful life. - NYT

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tdee3000 6 points ago +6 / -0

Probably wants you to lend them one of your guns.

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tdee3000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chief Seattle

didn't he own slaves?

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tdee3000 3 points ago +3 / -0

liberal atheneans

those boy lovers

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tdee3000 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Start with the officers and work your way down ... aim small, miss small." - Benjamin Martin

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tdee3000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Canada also banned Black Rifle Coffee Company.

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tdee3000 3 points ago +3 / -0

"How did you get that scar, eating chicken?" - formatted for tv

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