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telepathic_pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Riggers could be here," he thought. "I've never been in this Swamp before, there could be riggers anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his orange skin. "I hate riggers," he thought. "Shadilay" reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate, even as the $2 Diet Coke circulated through his powerful, thick veins and washed away his merited fear of ballot dumps after 4am. "With an audit, you can verify any election you want," he said to himself out loud.

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telepathic_pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Objective: Saw the statue's head off

Bonus objective: Replace it with a bust of Donald Trump

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telepathic_pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Akshyually the entirety of the 20th century wasn't real communism. Deboonked.

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telepathic_pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

My roflcopter goes SOISOISOI

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telepathic_pepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, MAGA wants to keep its guns thankyouverymuch

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telepathic_pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anonymous sources familiar with Trump's thinking confirm that Zucc was given the reigns of facebook in exchange for being the test subject of another DARPA project, one in which he was injected with self-replicating nanobots that, over time, replaced his organic tissue with cybernetic components. Large social gatherings are incredibly taxing on his CPU, as each individual in the room must be initialized as a 'person' object and updated constantly for potential interactions, and accelerates his system degradation, which is why he looks worse and worse at each congressional hearing.

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telepathic_pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Deceased Voters"

Imagine the smell.

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telepathic_pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

The government takes on organized crime because they hate competition

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telepathic_pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

> no we don't we're peaceful and tolerant

> but if we did it would be 100% justified because you're ebil fascists

Really gets the noggin a-joggin'

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telepathic_pepe 18 points ago +18 / -0

Because it's really not about you"

The level of faggotry that leads men to type "yass queen slay" on Twitter unironically aside, no shit Sherlock. He never claimed it was about him. YOU did.

Leftists always project.

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telepathic_pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

> "I'm anti-abortion but I don't want to force my beliefs on others."

> "I'm anti-slavery but I don't want to force my beliefs on others."

This makes liberal Christians' heads explode.

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telepathic_pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Once again, leftism is a form of clinical narcissism.They literally think they're doing you a favor by screeching their toxic dogma at you.

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telepathic_pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Globalism is unilateral disarmament."

Put that on flyers, IOTBW-style

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telepathic_pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

TBF this makes sense. Islam and progressive politics are incompatible on social issues like alphabet people, so her "religion" isn't a problem for leftists because it doesn't inform her politics

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telepathic_pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

The shill fears the sneed

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telepathic_pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beautiful. The Democratic Party would vanish overnight.

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telepathic_pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Women be like "she looks just like you!"

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