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teleportation_jutsu 14 points ago +14 / -0

Democrats are more likely to answer polls because it is another exercise in virtue signaling.

Poll worker: "Hi, I am calling from XYZ Poll Group Analytics, who do you prefer in this year's Presidential election?"

Average NPC Dem: "Wait, who's calling? I'm important now!! Hi - I am voting for JOE BIDEN because BLACK LIVES MATTER and I want you to know how TOLERANT and ANTI-RACIST I am!!! Tell all your POC friends that I have their back!! I am standing up for the right to murder your child and for BLACK people who totally need ME to save them!!"

Average Trump voter: Sees call from random number... doesn't answer

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teleportation_jutsu 9 points ago +9 / -0

You're severely underestimating the number of people who think that Trump is a legitimate racist and Russian agent and that BLM is about black lives.

I know about 6 or 7 of them who are family members.

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teleportation_jutsu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump killed it tonight. A bunch of casual NBC viewers probably agreed with 90% of what he said.

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teleportation_jutsu 23 points ago +23 / -0

It's so clear how much higher IQ the conservatives on the committee are compared to the bumbling leftists.

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teleportation_jutsu 6 points ago +6 / -0

This idiot just accused her of hypocrisy while literally holding the reverse opinion of voting rights for felons.

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teleportation_jutsu 27 points ago +27 / -0

Literally no evidence racism played a part in George Floyd. Tired of this narrative. Why do you have to cry in your room about this?

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teleportation_jutsu 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Amy uuuuuuGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh weee-uuuHHHHHHHHHHHHH can't through the UUuuuhuhuhuhhuh isssuuuueuueesueusses uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH"

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teleportation_jutsu 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's embarrassing that people who can't speak without appearing to be three sheets to the wind are our elected representatives.

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teleportation_jutsu 3 points ago +3 / -0

"My wife has an uncle who is 99 years old.

Dude does like 50 push ups and sit ups every morning.

He has seen both World Wars, the Cold War, 9/11. You name it.

He said now is the scariest time. Made me scared cause I figured it's always been this shitty just another crisis at another time, but nope he said today is the scariest shit he's seen."

GUYS. This simp's uncle does 50 push-ups a day and EVEN HE IS SCARED.

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teleportation_jutsu 2 points ago +3 / -1

This is the most important duty. We need all pedes to do this.

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teleportation_jutsu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right. I don't care who you are, don't assault me and you won't be shot. Simple math

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teleportation_jutsu 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not trolling, but if cops can justifiably shoot people for touching their waistband, could this guy just say he thought he was drawing a gun when he went for the mace?

Neither side is innocent imo. Trying to be objective here.

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teleportation_jutsu 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is so when they commit their fraud they can say "We held 500 grassroots rallies!" when it's 8 rich donors in a backyard.

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teleportation_jutsu -7 points ago +8 / -15

Boris Johnson is 20 years younger and was on a ventilator and almost died.

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teleportation_jutsu 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wait so Donna already knows the 6 topics? That means Joe's handlers do as well. Rigged twice in a row.

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