A few things off the top of my head:
-First bomb in Iraq in 4 years.
-WHO <s>says</s>admits PCR tests are giving false positives making the coof looks worse than it is.
-(Actually Surprised) ANTIFA is now attacking DNC outposts.
-Twitter suddenly bans ANTIFA accounts.
-8000 covid deaths Biden is personally responsible for.
-(slightly before the installment) NYC and CHI want to reopen businesses ASAP
I know I'm missing many many coincidences, help me out.
How about limiting handshakes to 1 submission per day, and like 5 comments. I see the most "successful" handshakes get their account built up quickly by posting sycophantic truckloads of old (or sometimes new) posts.
I understand new folks get excited and want to jump in with both feet, which makes the site great, but it's funny how the deportables will sometimes have a pristine post history for a little while then they go full cointel script.
Limiting the new people for a short period, like 2 weeks or a month, encourages them to spend real time making that 1 post per day a good one, and those comments more thoughtful hopefully.
When the demoralisers and glows finally escape handshake jail, and lose their account for being shitheads, it'll sting all the more to go back to handshake jail again. In a way we can demoralize them, and it may make their efforts more apparent since after a month of impersonating boosters the neg posts will stand out like a gold star.
-I type all this realizing I'm 79% lurker by weight. Thanks to all you new boomers and handshakers that make this site fun to visit, no hate brothers.
As soon as I got my receipt I could only think, these would be 100% off in like 2 more weeks! Not really though, I ordered online. :P
We need to have a easy way to tell them to STFU until they're told otherwise. Something like @FAGs: It's never going to be the same. Now shut up and dance when you're told to clown.