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temujin01 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd do it but I don't have an account and they've locked it to new or unregistered edits.

Whack on after the end there something to the effect of:

Hunter is currently under investigation by the FBI for money laundering.

References:

https://nypost.com/2020/10/29/fbi-investigating-hunter-biden-over-money-laundering-allegations-report/

https://thefederalist.com/2020/10/29/report-fbi-actively-investigating-hunter-biden-and-his-associates-for-money-laundering/

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temujin01 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is gonna slap during Trump's victory speech.

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temujin01 5 points ago +5 / -0

That ain't me

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temujin01 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is what I was saying:

I get calls from my father to tell me that The New York Times is calling but my old partner Eric, who literally has done me harm for I don’t know how long, is the one taking the calls because my father will not stop sending the calls to Eric. I have another New York Times reporter calling about my representation of Patrick Ho – the fucking spy chief of China who started the company that my partner, who is worth $323 billion, founded, and is now missing. The richest man in the world is missing who was my partner. He was missing since I last saw him in his $58 million apartment and signed a $4 billion deal to build the fucking largest fucking LNG port in the world. And I am receiving calls from the Southern District of New York from the U.S. Attorney himself. My best friend in business Devon has named me as a witness without telling me in a criminal case and my father without telling me.