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terranplayer -1 points ago +1 / -2

It's like you forgot that winning the senate in 2018 is the only reason Trump is still president.

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terranplayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I sleep soundly knowing that there isn't a person on earth, especially not some random fag on a forum, who is in a better position to give us the right advice for this moment than Trump.

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terranplayer 1 point ago +2 / -1

Kappa FBBlock HotPokket BabyRage BlargNaut DogFace UnSane

This is a great start for emote-based patriotism.

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terranplayer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Spam the shit out of this:

Kappa FBBlock HotPokket BabyRage BlargNaut DogFace UnSane

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terranplayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stay strong, Terran brethren.

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terranplayer 11 points ago +11 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVWvZFWBE9Y

It's currently a live feed, so just go back about 25 minutes or so from the time of this reply.

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terranplayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously. I'm a middle-aged guy who isn't loaded, but I could easily donate to this site to make it stronger. I think you'll find a lot of members are in the "financially support the causes you believe in" phase of life.

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terranplayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't even trust that she's a Tupac fan, let alone that anything important she says is true.

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terranplayer 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Negligent" discharge, not "accidental". Accidental implies a mechanical failure by no fault of the operator. Negligent implies the operator was a dumb shit who pulled the trigger when he didn't mean to. Take a wild guess which might be the case here. Pedantic, yes, but true.

by where
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terranplayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hint: if you're as confused as these people, don't have kids.

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terranplayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

The first thing the professor in my "Individual Income Tax" class said was that you have no obligation to pay a single cent more in taxes than you owe according to the tax code, and it's your responsibility to pay as little as legally required.

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terranplayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me of this scene from Tombstone:

https://youtu.be/PsJFrwLl6HU

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terranplayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was at my chiropractor's office and was listening to this morbidly obese patient describe their pain. My favorite part was "well, my arm hurts a lot when I lift my soda to take a drink." People are insane.

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terranplayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

"When you celebrate law-abiding americans defending their property, you get other people defending property with guns too."

Sounds good to me.

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