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the-green-bastard 43 points ago +59 / -16

In before pittbull apologists

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the-green-bastard 6 points ago +17 / -11

Magnets and spoons stick to my nipples. I will film a video now.

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the-green-bastard -2 points ago +7 / -9

Don't try so hard lil fella.

Just switch over to your anaconda account.

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the-green-bastard -3 points ago +7 / -10

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is 'never get involved in a cuck trap'

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the-green-bastard 2 points ago +4 / -2

Not sure if this one is bad 🤔

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the-green-bastard 0 points ago +2 / -2

Styx is a crossdresser. Pics are out there.

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the-green-bastard 2 points ago +4 / -2

I have long covid. It sucks man.

First off im alwayd tired, i never get any sleep. The phone keeps ringing with girls who want to meet cuz i am 9 inches long. These hoes are keeping me up.

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the-green-bastard 0 points ago +2 / -2

Have you looked at the C-Ds though?

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the-green-bastard -3 points ago +3 / -6

I am aware. It's just old news and gay now.

LeGo MeMeS GuYs!!!

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