So much semen...I mean seamen...o fuck, what's the difference?

Just in time for the newest round of Burn Loot Murder.

Is that some shit face filter? or has that guy has lead a rough life.

tl;dr

STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!!!

You can tell Jim was a good actor since this goes against his very vocal political beliefs.

The cone of shame...

I mean I might just break out in tears if I had a stroke of diarrhea during a zoom call (lol as if I am gay enough to use zoom). I bet it makes a mess on the keyboard as it is twerking and all. Doesn't make it the same as a real woman having a period though. And it's already been said but if this thing is having tubs of shit coming out of it's ass then maybe it's time to see another doctor. Or maybe a shrink to find out why it is collecting tubs of shit.

Is this guy tom cruise in a body suit?

While I agree with the fact that it's just a movie bro and stop trying to overthink the plot, there is a lot of truth there. We spend so much time idiot proofing everything to the point that a monkey could run the machines that run the world. I expect if all the smart folks just disappeared and went to their own paradise, the rest of the world could coast for quite a while before things broke down completely. Which is the plot of the movie, the average guy woke up just about the time everything is falling apart.

forgot to add "lying dog faced pony soldier"

I am TX born and bred, most of my kids were born in FL. I support both states going it alone. They can team up and outdo the lot of them.

Come to think of it...I think Roddy Piper met one of these glorious bastards before.

That's about the manliest thing I can imagine. Nature will find a way...

did she have to sell her clothes to buy this?

Signed the PP extension act? Is that the same thing I get in my email inbox all the time? Can I get in on that?

I am so juvenile...

Careful dude, you are going to get in trouble for making folks twist their heads trying to figure out just what you have here. someone is going to get whiplash.

BTW - awesome big badda boom.

I soiled my armor...

That's a neat looking 50. Is it a single shot sort of thing? I need to find one of those. I have a couple of small guns and while the pew-pew AR I have is fun at times, my favorite gun to shoot it my old bolt action mosin. It's not cheap at 1$ or more per round, but it's hella fun. I bet a 50 is even more hella fun. I need to save up and look for one. Awesome dude, thanks for sharing.

I keep looking for a bayonet for my mosin. Well I don't look very hard because I'm usually broke and all. But one day I will have a bayonet for my actual military assault weapon that no one cares about since it's not a black scary rifle. You know the left seems to be scared of blacks a lot. Maybe, just maybe, they are the racists?

I had one of those, it didn't last long. Cheap china crap.

I would say don't give them any ideas, but I'm sure they have only room enough in their brain for one idea at a time.

Also next on the agenda, you must surrender your dick and balls because some thing raped another thing across town.

It's not really surprising that corporations run the government. What is surprising is that they are showing their hand without any care these days. They know they have gotten away with it and do not expect the average American can or will do anything about it.

Something went wrong with your time machine. Cary Grant would only be like 13 in 1917. nice try though, I get where you're going with this.

Here's my opinion. I am not against vaccines on principle, I am against the mandate. I would be looking for another job if I was required to take a drug to continue working, regardless of the benefits of said drug. And if it is only by way of the airline or train making the requirement, then find a job that doesn't require you to fly or train in order to work.

This is just my opinion and I know a good job is hard to find these days. I expect soon working without towing the gov't line is going to get even more difficult. We are in the end times, my friend.

I mean to be honest, why are we imposing our human gender boxes on imaginary aliens in the first place? Who are we to say what their definitions of gender are? I think it's pretty bigoted to try and make them fit into our puny human ideas of gender.

This is the most important bit from this post. Who is in power? Well democrats completely control the government, and have controlled everything else for decades. So I completely agree with his statement that the "white people in power" (this is almost 100% democrat) are dividing us and turning every demographic against each other. (well turning people who focus on that shit) I don't care what color you are if you're an asshole I don't want to be around you.