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the_Worm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cattails are a cheap alterative to feathers

And sap for tar

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the_Worm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Remember when Psaki said they were going to be splitting the dosage to make enough vax for everyone?

pepe farms remembers.

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the_Worm 1 point ago +1 / -0

That how they do. Just look at the trump/russia investigation.

They knew there was nothing on Trump, but they did it to absolve the actual criminals by offering them immunity for testimony

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the_Worm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just seen it. That is heartbreaking.

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the_Worm 2 points ago +2 / -0

that, the cocaine probably didn't help either

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the_Worm 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hear they're installing new... valves, to fix the leaky plumbing.

By the end of the day he'll be able to clear the chamber at the push of a button, which will be held in a suitcase dubbed "the Dooklier Football"

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the_Worm 2 points ago +2 / -0

There once was a boy from the land of cheese,

Who wore a rifle upon his sleeve,

When the mob tried to sidestep,

He took off ones bicep,

And sent two more to va-ca in Belize

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the_Worm 1 point ago +1 / -0

is this the same one from 20 years ago, or did they tard out and try this again?

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the_Worm 12 points ago +12 / -0

what ever happened to malpractice? doctors have lost their livelihood for less

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the_Worm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah it's me. I figure if Biden can pretend to be president, I can pretend to be a musician.

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the_Worm 3 points ago +3 / -0

a mystery so deep it took Captain Hindsight had to team up with Captain Obvious and form the Just-us Brigade

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the_Worm 1 point ago +1 / -0

They won't be counted if they've been kicked off unemployment. It's the same way they got obama's unemployment numbers down.

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the_Worm 4 points ago +4 / -0

did i die and go to internet heaven? what is going on!

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the_Worm 5 points ago +5 / -0

They caught him, alive. Which of course means thanks to Krasner's revolving door policy he'll be back on the streets quicker than two flicks of a newport

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the_Worm 2 points ago +2 / -0

when joe fell down his pants turned brown

and jill went back to delaware

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the_Worm 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think the new variants are manufactured, but instead the result of a rapidly evolving laboratory virus culminating in a particular population(s) then escaping into a different population. Like ring evolution meets shoots and ladders.

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the_Worm 3 points ago +3 / -0

celebs would say it at their award shows or whatever, baldwin and dinero come to mind.

Defiantly not on a scale of what were seeing now.

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