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thealexpkeaton 1 point ago +1 / -0

I keep telling people he looks like my cousin Lars.

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thealexpkeaton 1 point ago +1 / -0

The way you're talking you sound like you're from Austin.

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thealexpkeaton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure, I would love to have all my debts wiped out by BIG BROTHER, but then I grew up.

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thealexpkeaton 1 point ago +1 / -0

But... he made a statement, mistake number one. Are you related?

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thealexpkeaton 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't give a shit about his trip but him acknowledging it was a mistake is the the same as pleading guilty.

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thealexpkeaton 0 points ago +1 / -1

Dude you gotta keep this on the down low... this is healthy Porn.

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thealexpkeaton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't ask me receipts, it's just a feeling.

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thealexpkeaton 1 point ago +1 / -0

BTW Coke is loaded with sugar...and AIDS.

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