asking for a fren.

Stress relief: cheap lime sherbet and lukewarm Natty Light. I was surprised.

I am an IT professional, 40 years, and it's 2021. My customer has asked for help with a difficult problem. As my customer, you should...

a) provide concise information with no embellishments

b) speculate about aliens

c) blame me

I can't go to D.C. with you inglorious basterds, but I'll sure stand on the overpass and wave a flag for y'all headed north. Let me know about what time you'll be headed through.

I'll be waving a red Trump flag out on I-95 at exit 76.

“A house divided against itself cannot stand. I believe this government cannot endure, permanently half slave and half free. I do not expect the Union to be dissolved — I do not expect the house to fall — but I do expect it will cease to be divided. It will become all one thing or all the other.” ― Abraham Lincoln

Probably means nothing, just like everything else.

I have come to the conclusion that there's no longer a rifle behind every blade of grass in the United States. No, there is indeed a platoon now.