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theneverman 2 points ago +2 / -0

My sources say Trump stomped a hole in the floorboard and began skidding a-la Fred Flinstone style trying to upend the Limosine demanding he be returned to the nuclear launch button, all the while screaming "Seig Heil!" and trying to grab pussies out the window.

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theneverman 9 points ago +9 / -0

What about the general population? Assuming they have no choice eh?

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theneverman 9 points ago +9 / -0

When did Greta turn 44?

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theneverman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Men, hide yo' guns, hide yo' ammo, dey takin' everything up in heah!

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theneverman 9 points ago +9 / -0

bet its a staged shot after the fact

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theneverman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Idiots. I've adopted a number of animals over the years and you know something? The welfare of the animal is all that has ever mattered. Its about giving a buddy a good home and taking care of the animal for the rest of its life. Fuck these ideologues, fuck 'em to hell.

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theneverman 33 points ago +34 / -1

Oh mah gawd, where's the popcorn? I don't even really like popcorn but i'm going to need something.

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theneverman 9 points ago +9 / -0

With consequences so steep, punishable by death seems to enter my mind.

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theneverman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where's the white liberal woman to protest their Indian in a headdress?

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