"You want that dick sucked?" Harris' top career achievement.
People who support Trump become 45% better looking upon discovery.
just stay up on the ladder
I'd buy that mix.
They were shouting "Beauuuuu" too soon?
You killed Nicole and Ron?
Uh...frickin' AMAZING artwork to the illustrator.
Fixed: Why being a leftist is stupid and cunty.
I thought Andy Warhol died back in '87 or so?
Ben Sasse is a bitch. CMM.
If he does and it comes with a warranty, I envision certain folks buying one and sending it back for replacement over and over and over and over and once again, over again.
she's got big pixels, don't hate.
Who put the wig on an apple?
ha! excellent.
Mark Zuckerberg in a wig vs. Beauty & brains.
Count them with my new DoeMinYun machine.
I'm trying to modify my Glock 19 to fit bird shot 12 ga., it's all that's available ;)
Looks like something Shrek might reject as a wife based upon looks.
"homo flags" lawlzing
Robinhood steals from the poor and gives to the rich, now in 2021
"she's got Megan Fox's thumbs" (sung to the tune of "She's Got Bette Davis Eyes")
3 steps: Step1: Shove it up your ass. Step 2: Shove it in your nose. Step 3: Eat it.
My buddy moved from South Lake Tahoe to the woodlands in north Texas so he wouldn't start punching members of the Mask Gestapo.
I went over there to say "hi" and came back to tell you all I said "hi".
"I have no idea what's going on" -Towelie