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thetiff 3 points ago +3 / -0

So "obtained" is our new word to "stole?" Also, "they are available for pick up..." No! You send your lackeys to take them back to Trump.

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thetiff 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't know Uncle Fester was still around.

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thetiff 2 points ago +2 / -0

The time for civility has passed. Get with his or get out.

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thetiff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Since when do we have to announce when we have a cold? Do we have to share details of our next food poisoning?

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thetiff 1 point ago +1 / -0

She desperately wants to believe she is an inspiring orator. She isn't.

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thetiff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haahaaahaaaaahaaaaa! Suck it, loser.

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thetiff 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's just having symptoms that last after you are no longer contagious. I had a cough for like 3 months after. Not a huge deal, but annoying for sure.

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thetiff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably took turns trying them on.

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thetiff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her RBF is my role model. Mine is pretty good, but hers is ultra RBF. I aspire to reach the same level someday.

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thetiff 5 points ago +5 / -0

Co-morbidity-obese

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thetiff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, at least until we forget and become pussies again

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thetiff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably had it. Felt like a cold. Didn't test, because why would I.

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thetiff 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've never wanted to kiss another woman, but...

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