That's why I voted for Ken. Now DO IT!!!

It's true.

Not to mention that a huge percentage of our military are Texans.

As a lifelong Texan, I love America, but I'm ready to break up. I will still love you, but we have irreconcilable differences.

impeachmitch

Just ordered 2 new ones AND some Giza sheets today.

Been thinking about getting my cert and becoming a teacher. That seals the deal.

I'm just gonna go join the Amish. They seem pretty happy.

Maybe Jr. Sr will be too old in 8 years.

Wow. We aren't the ones that kill children. What is wrong with these people?

Bitch ain't worth the bullets? Especially nowadays.

There are plenty of us ladies with brains. We don't ride, we drive.

Brave

Voting box or ammo box. They have made their choice

We can do an exchange program. Libs out, pedes in.

Wide open spaces

Yeehaw!!!! I already joined the Texas Nationalist Movement. Let's Gooooooo

I see you Texas!!!

I do not like them...

I can't decide on gallows or firing squad. Both seem too good for this wicked witch

Someone help me out. What crime is it she wants to arrest our president for?

He's too dang cute!

To be fair, dead people don't have access to the internet.

What even is the point of Costco now?

All of you pedes saying you're gonna move here when we secede, get in line. Our immigration policy is gonna be insane. LOL