So "obtained" is our new word to "stole?" Also, "they are available for pick up..." No! You send your lackeys to take them back to Trump.

Why are they so ugly?

I didn't know Uncle Fester was still around.

She ain't the 16 year old babysitter she used to be.

The time for civility has passed. Get with his or get out.

Since when do we have to announce when we have a cold? Do we have to share details of our next food poisoning?

It would be a real shame if it got leaked...

She desperately wants to believe she is an inspiring orator. She isn't.

Exit only, thanks.

Why my kids won't be attending the Metaverse

Haahaaahaaaaahaaaaa! Suck it, loser.

It's just having symptoms that last after you are no longer contagious. I had a cough for like 3 months after. Not a huge deal, but annoying for sure.

Probably took turns trying them on.

Her RBF is my role model. Mine is pretty good, but hers is ultra RBF. I aspire to reach the same level someday.

Co-morbidity-obese

Now Costco is gonna get raided by the FBI

Well, at least until we forget and become pussies again

Might become a woman.

Old news

Disgusting

Maybe some sort of quarantine camps...

Probably had it. Felt like a cold. Didn't test, because why would I.

I've never wanted to kiss another woman, but...

We knew it

Everyday is Sunday Gunday now