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time-twiddler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nike would like to have a word with you

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time-twiddler 88 points ago +88 / -0

Noah get the bunker ready.

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time-twiddler 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Don't worry the ASIAN HATE CRIMES TASK FORCE is investigating," laughed the Assistant to the Lead Janitorial Maintenance Engineer

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time-twiddler 8 points ago +8 / -0

Divor-xis you fuggin bigot

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time-twiddler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. They even have Halo to track everything about you and tell you how to correct your language

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time-twiddler 5 points ago +5 / -0

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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time-twiddler 4 points ago +4 / -0

This one is going in my .WIN Quotes folder for sure

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time-twiddler 10 points ago +10 / -0

No something with more pain than a needle.

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time-twiddler 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Hey we did some checks on your credit scores to see if you qualify, and your financial credit score is looking fantastic, great job! But it looks like your social credit score tanked on March 3, 2021... what happened?"

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time-twiddler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, they did build the GREAT wall. Where's my bricks...

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time-twiddler 46 points ago +46 / -0

No. Because their mothers aren't whispering white supremacist slogans in while they sleep like "believe in yourself," "you can do anything," and "your family supports you."

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time-twiddler 5 points ago +5 / -0

People want to belong. Its why extremist groups prey on outsiders, or atleast recruit outsiders. Turns out everyone is an outsider in America

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