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tom_machine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never thought I'd see someone self identify as a snowflake.

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tom_machine 8 points ago +8 / -0

I should have gone the horsey paste route. Went through a doctor (telemedicine) without insurance and ended up paying like $5 a pill. Cured my covid though.

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tom_machine 22 points ago +22 / -0

"My symptoms are so bad, I had to take a test to know if I'm having them. GeT vAcCiNaTeD!" - Chris Rock

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tom_machine 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one who did would put it in their twitter name.

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tom_machine 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don’t stay awake for too long. Lack of sleep can cause poor judgement and before you know it you’ll be voting democrat.

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tom_machine 1 point ago +1 / -0

If she leaves you over that, good riddance. Think of it on the flip side: How do you think she would react to you forcing her to accept your injection into her body?

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tom_machine 23 points ago +23 / -0

Penis go into vagina. Sperm come out. Produce child. Not work with goat.

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tom_machine 7 points ago +7 / -0

What kind of a dumb bitch would want to go sit on a gay boat. He should dump that trash and find a maga lass.

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tom_machine 1 point ago +1 / -0

One time my mom slapped my face out of one.

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tom_machine 219 points ago +220 / -1

No. It was to sit on a lame boat with a bunch of vaxx-tards.

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tom_machine 105 points ago +105 / -0

Lol you think marxists can read

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tom_machine 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a Haitian guy who works in my building. He's been in America for 33 years. At this building for 12. He's still vacuuming floors and doing minor repairs. Management had him patch the drywall on the ceiling in my unit recently. Fucker got big globs of drywall all over the front door, and didn't notice until after it had hardened. Said he would come back and fix it the next day. It's now two days later and he hasn't done shit. You can bet your ass he went home on time every damn day though.

My two cents: if you ever get the opportunity to hire a Haitian, pass.

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tom_machine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everything is going according to plan. They are taking a well deserved vacation.

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tom_machine 0 points ago +1 / -1

There can be an exception to the age rule for warfighters.

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tom_machine 7 points ago +7 / -0

Didn’t think I would be creating a saved TD folder called “Recipes”.

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tom_machine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ya but it keeps the algorithm from promoting it in peoples feeds. If all the sharing goes to one post, it gets boosted. They don’t want us using their algorithms to spread too much truth.

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tom_machine 0 points ago +1 / -1

"Focus on voter fraud and millions of illegals entering this country every year."

I am. Also take note of the tens millions of women and men (esp young) who think what you just said is incredibly "racist" and form their political identities solely based on that idiotic notion.

Far fewer problems from cognitive decline that from lack of judgment capability in the first place. I'd be open to women being able to earn the right to vote as long as they trained in self defense and carried a gun. Those are the only women I've ever known capable of having good judgement about politics, due to being able to physically defend an unpopular but true position.

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tom_machine 2 points ago +3 / -1

Well, it fixes enough of them that we win every election. But you're right, it doesn't fix 'em all.

If we're already ending women's suffrage, there's no reason to allow young men to vote at age 25. The male brain doesn't finish developing (esp frontal lobe, the judgment center) until around 28. Of course not to say that it's done by then but it's the biggest difference in a short period of time from a biological standpoint of brain development. Women tend to get to that point closer to 24-25. Not that it matters because they shouldn't be voting anyways.

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tom_machine 17 points ago +17 / -0

They just say they aren't "truly vaccinated" for the first 14 days, when the majority of adverse reactions happen, so they don't count them as being "vaccine related".

Every damn person going along with this shit needs to be put in front of a firing squad.

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