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top_eagle 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think you mean stole from me, stole from you.

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top_eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t interrupt your enemy when they’re making a mistake.

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top_eagle 30 points ago +30 / -0

I have a distaste for “why would this” arguments. There has been way too much I never expected, and Trump plays much better chess than the rest of us. He might want to win the election outright, then convict his enemies. They would Have better optics.

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top_eagle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Underrated comment

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top_eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do they have one with vaginas? I don’t want a bag if dicks on my face.

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top_eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

This. I want politicians to think about this for the next 100 years.

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top_eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

This. I want politicians to think about this for the next 100 years.

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top_eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

OMG How do I bet? I been betting people 1:1 odds.

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top_eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, hardly anyone in the background had a mask on. I need more context before I'll believe.

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top_eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ho-o-o say, ca you see

Hanging low between my knees

What so loudly clangs and bangs

Together while they are swinging

Covered in thick pubic hair

My balls are massive, don't stare

They're proof who won the fight

When the fags chanted 'our streets'

Oh say, do my star spangled nuts yet wave

Below the massive boner of the freeeeeeeee

And dome of your face

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top_eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. And if rainbows were wax we could slide down them.

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top_eagle 14 points ago +14 / -0

Prison? Is that the new slang for a firing squad?

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top_eagle 22 points ago +22 / -0

nah. Herpes reasons.

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