I have a distaste for “why would this” arguments. There has been way too much I never expected, and Trump plays much better chess than the rest of us. He might want to win the election outright, then convict his enemies. They would Have better optics.
Ho-o-o say, ca you see
Hanging low between my knees
What so loudly clangs and bangs
Together while they are swinging
Covered in thick pubic hair
My balls are massive, don't stare
They're proof who won the fight
When the fags chanted 'our streets'
Oh say, do my star spangled nuts yet wave
Below the massive boner of the freeeeeeeee
And dome of your face
I think you mean stole from me, stole from you.