Muh super spreader event. All those people next to each other? Surely, they must have all dropped dead from the plague, no? Fauci, get over here and starting talking out of your butt again.

Sounds like your old friend is trying to write a new chapter in the Old Testament. But really, sorry to hear about your lost friend.

I’m now starting to believe Idiocracy is a documentary from the future.

Idiocracy is playing out a lot sooner than I imagined

Yep. All about being a victim and owed something. The world owes you nothing and you’re not special. Someone should tell the children of Portland.

Gotta stop calling it a vaccine. It’s not. It’s an experiment to lessen symptoms (if it even does that). It doesn’t stop you from getting COVID or spreading it.

Brilliant, Butt Plug! Tax on miles driven when America is driving less than it ever has. Super IQ.

I think his hair follicles are overtaking his nostrils. He better get that under control before it's too late.

This is my president

Would love if Amazon had a place of origin filter. But that would probably eliminate 99.99% of everything they sell.