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I damn near sniffed her right through my monitor. She came close to popping through my screen right into my lap... and yes, she DOES smell like vanilla. (With a delightful muskiness that makes mr happy kinda tingle)
Sorry.. did I type that out loud? Ooof. I hate when I do that.
Same here. We are also, armed. Plenty of long rifles, and pretty much everyone has a sidearm. I pity the idiot commie fuck that decides to crash our celebration.