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The definition of “Fuck You” money
Mine was the one where Peggy is scrubbing bird poop off of the picnic table and Al gets turned on and has sex with her four times
I was going to order some but WTF price gouging
Proud to be able to say I’ve never seen a single episode of this show
Appears to be channeling Chris Farley
Whoa! Whoa there fellas. One line only. Wait your turn.
What is No Shit Shirlock?
Chris Knight: There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.
Dude looks like a desk in detention
What color is the sky in her world?
He reads scripts for a few minutes a day. FTFY
Both of my parents died of COPD and had oxygen hoses for the last few years of their lives and you'll never forget the impact on elderly folks of the treatments they had to endure. That line on her face indicates they just removed the O2 hose for a photo op. I know that from experience
I thought teenage girls were picky about what they ate and you could never talk them into eating bugs? Guess I was wrong
Retired Air Force here and from what I remember, you're only allowed to wear the medals your earned while in the service when in uniform conforming with then current regulations for dress and appearance. Nowhere in the regs does it say anything about wearing the medals (not to be confused with ribbons on a ribbon rack) on a civilian suit. What an ass clown
Whatever it was, it wasn't enough obviously
I still haven't figured out why the horrible "surgeons" have to leave a massive scar that looks like they used a broken bottle instead of a scalpel.
Shut the fuck up, Spicoli
The face on the little kid you could tell he was being moved by that awesome rendition. Very moving
Bought my daughters a Honda 50cc bike when they were 6 and 8 years old respectively. They LOVED that thing. Little helmets, little gloves, little boots, so cute. Took them to the open field by our house and did drills with them for sudden turns and stops until they were confident. Turned them lose and they would ride all day long
I didn't get a harump outta that guy!
You know what they say? Build a Chinese girl with ginormous tits and the world will beat a path to your door.
I thought he was a full time faggot and didn't have time for "wife" wink wink
I quit watching Fox several years ago when I realized they were basically CNN Lite. Started watching Newsmax as it was slightly better than Fox. Switched to Direct Streaming because they were the only streaming service I could find that carried them. Now that they dropped them, I'll look at dropping Direct Streaming. Found the Newsmax app on Firestick and Ruku so that is a no cost replacement.
Can confirm Tennessee is based. My wife and I just visited there looking for a place to move to. Visited an old Air Force friend who is a school teacher in Tennessee and she said she has to review potential text books to make sure they do NOT contain CRT, LGBTQ, or trans nonsense in them. I found that refreshing