One of my best friends in junior high had a glass eye and once during lunch he sneezed so hard his glass eye popped out and flew across the lunchroom. It grossed everyone out and the story got exaggerated into everyone projectile vomiting all over each other.
GEOTUS will play the piano and make all the cabinet members dance like the Peanuts kids in the Charlie Brown Christmas special.
Brennan, if they can build an extra large noose for his fat commie neck.
You just know Rudy walked up to her and asked if she wanted to make $14, the hard way.
Guaranteed the best night's sleep those commies will ever have.
"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"
Dominion CEO Scut Farkas responded "So's your old man!".
I've seen enough zombie movies to be confident of my survival if the dead rise from their Democommie voting graves .
Spec Ops in tactical Santa suits sliding down chimneys and bursting into living rooms yelling "Surprise, cockbags!".
I'm pretty sure Elon Musk could afford to hire someone to go to this asshole's house, ring the doorbell, and punch them in the face. That could be a profitable business model. Maybe we should offer a Punch in the Face version of Uber.
For once I will be happy to give a shit and help out.
Put that right skid right up her ass!
One of my college profs for system design loved telling that story as an illustration of the value of simplicity.
Mr. Bainter wasn't a real painter either.
I get advice from Chet the stoner kid at the McDonald's drive-through window. That dude has all the wisdom.
God speed patriot! MRSA is awful but you are strong and I hope you get well soon!
The Barron just got 10 feet taller! He will be head of the Border Patrol during second term since he can see over the wall and monitor all activity.
Phil McCracken has entered the chat.
How tall's the Barron, mama? 7 feet high and risin'. How tall's the Barron, papa? She said he's 8 feet high and risin'.
If he invites you to a pants party, politely decline.
So there isn't a statue of limitations outside every courthouse? And what about those french benefits I was promised by my employer?
Maybe we will finally find Hoo Phlung Poo.
He loves lamp.
Plot twist, she is Mitch McConnell and she would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling patriots.
I like the cut of your jib, sir.