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trump_is_john_galt 8 points ago +8 / -0

One of my best friends in junior high had a glass eye and once during lunch he sneezed so hard his glass eye popped out and flew across the lunchroom. It grossed everyone out and the story got exaggerated into everyone projectile vomiting all over each other.

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trump_is_john_galt 1 point ago +1 / -0

GEOTUS will play the piano and make all the cabinet members dance like the Peanuts kids in the Charlie Brown Christmas special.

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trump_is_john_galt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brennan, if they can build an extra large noose for his fat commie neck.

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trump_is_john_galt 37 points ago +37 / -0

You just know Rudy walked up to her and asked if she wanted to make $14, the hard way.

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trump_is_john_galt 199 points ago +200 / -1

"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"

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trump_is_john_galt 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've seen enough zombie movies to be confident of my survival if the dead rise from their Democommie voting graves .

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trump_is_john_galt 11 points ago +11 / -0

Spec Ops in tactical Santa suits sliding down chimneys and bursting into living rooms yelling "Surprise, cockbags!".

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trump_is_john_galt 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm pretty sure Elon Musk could afford to hire someone to go to this asshole's house, ring the doorbell, and punch them in the face. That could be a profitable business model. Maybe we should offer a Punch in the Face version of Uber.

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trump_is_john_galt 4 points ago +4 / -0

One of my college profs for system design loved telling that story as an illustration of the value of simplicity.

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trump_is_john_galt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mr. Bainter wasn't a real painter either.

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trump_is_john_galt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I get advice from Chet the stoner kid at the McDonald's drive-through window. That dude has all the wisdom.

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trump_is_john_galt 32 points ago +32 / -0

The Barron just got 10 feet taller! He will be head of the Border Patrol during second term since he can see over the wall and monitor all activity.

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trump_is_john_galt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Phil McCracken has entered the chat.

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trump_is_john_galt 5 points ago +5 / -0

How tall's the Barron, mama? 7 feet high and risin'. How tall's the Barron, papa? She said he's 8 feet high and risin'.

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trump_is_john_galt 30 points ago +30 / -0

So there isn't a statue of limitations outside every courthouse? And what about those french benefits I was promised by my employer?

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trump_is_john_galt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plot twist, she is Mitch McConnell and she would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling patriots.

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