They can do that right after they get rid of the electoral college, add Puerto Rico and D.C. as a state, repeal the law of gravity, and invent cold fusion.
Fat, sweaty, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Day 3- All ice cream must be served in minimum 3-scoop increments.
[shart-shuffle, shart-shuffle, shart-shuffle]
I'm really hoping for troll appointments like Alex Jones by GEOTUS' 4th term.
I don't think things will slow down until late in his 4th term.
Mitch should drop his pants and take a steamer on Cuck Scammer's desk.
Waiting for Mitch to shoot Sith lightning out of his fingers and declare "I AM THE SENATE!".
Take my high cocaine energy Turtle Man!
I guess Senator Charles Sumner getting his ass beaten with a cane by Preston Brooks in the Senate Chamber just doesn't compare to whiny traitorous baby-murderers not getting their way.
Roe v. Wade repealed at 8:00 pm, guns and ammunition fully tax deductible on 2021 tax returns!
I have a bid of 3 terms, 3 walls, and 3 scoops! Do I hear 4?
Extra rust creates complimentary tetanus for any invader trying to climb.
Throw in a moat and sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads and it's all yours!
I have a bid of 2 walls down in front, can I get 3 WALLS?
Glad someone else is old enough to get that reference.
I don't condone this behavior, but I do like the cut of this guy's jib. Seems like a real go-getter with upper management written all over him.
She can now prove with geometric logic that Trump made a second key to the galley and stole the strawberries!
Doc Holliday has entered the chat.
I'm providing complimentary helicopter rides for all commies at all the polling stations in my county.
Wabbit season! Duck season!.... COMMIE SEASON!
I picture all of the retard commie dems swarming around the Senate chamber trying to find Mitch's cocaine stash, flinging open desk drawers and slashing seat cushions like a bunch of corrupt geriatric Keystone Cops.
"Matlock is on in 20 minutes, let's get this thing over so I can home to my recliner and my Werther's candies!".
"Just wanted to share my COVID-resistant antibodies with my honorable opponent!".
Skid marks protruding, very disrespectful.