I have a dream my brethren and sistren, a dream of a day when the clear blue sky is filled with the sight of filthy communists falling from helicopters all across this land we love.
With a mainstream media reporter under each arm as they swim back to the Mother Continent.
No, McKesson as in the black homo who started the BLM fraud.
That's my next door neighbor here in Michigan. I will let him know you can hear his stupid fireworks all the way in PA. He will be so proud.
Fellas, believe me, you're gonna want those screams of dying communists. You will say to yourself "I could have used a little more screams of dying communists!". Eventually you will think "I got a fever, and the only prescription.. is more screams of dying communists.
Well played, sir. Top shelf.
When I was an Army MP many years ago, I had a great partner who was tall and skinny but had been a Gold Gloves boxer in his youth. We stopped a car and the driver jumped out and yelled "I'm ready to fight!" and my partner dropped him with a straight jab. When we took the guy into the station the Desk Sgt. asked what happened and I told him "This guy said he was ready to fight. He wasn't.".
I like to see the young people wear their hair natural. You know who wore their hair natural? Dr. Martin Luther King. You never see Dr. king with no messy jheri curl on his head
My barber says Joe Louis always lied about his age and that every time he tries to talk about boxing some white dude pulls Rocky Marciano out of his ass. I tell him I don't know how old Joe Louis was when Rocky Marciano whipped his ass.
What if I identify as a geriatric hunchbacked left-handed Cambodian non-binary treekin with mild ashtma and acute astigmatism? Can I get some oppression points over here?
Corn Pop Did Nothing Wrong!
Recent studies indicate that Pinochet Helicopter Therapy can eradicate that condition.
"Send me some fat ones, my eyesight ain't what it used to be and the fat ones make easier targets".
Like the villains in "Bad Dudes"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjJ1lK9oAyI
you can sing along and learn a little espanol while cheering the elimination of commies.
He was carrying his billfold in his trousers and sitting on the davenport when he said that.
Black Lagoons Matter
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead".
Co-signed by Phil McCracken.
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Start up the Rotors
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Pack the Leftist Scum
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Drop them in the ocean
GEOTUS should demand Commie Ted wear a clown wig, red nose, frilly dress, and giant clown shoes and be driven into his press conference in a little clown car. Then Commie Ted must announce "I'm Ted Wheeler, the communist clown mayor of shithole Portland. I am an incompetent communist piece of shit and humbly implore our beloved God Emperor to bestow peace and sanity upon my blighted community that I purposely destroyed."
"Riot or civil commotion" is a standard exclusion because it can't be predicted by actuaries. Except now you could argue that is should be expected in Presidential election years.
There are bigger crowds at the shitty Admiral gas station on discount cigarette day.
It's Ma'am! But you can call zhe Tedwina.
Broke communists flap their gums and threaten another toothless boycott of a store they have never set in foot in. Patriots support that store and sales go up. I sometimes wonder if companies try to get "boycotted" by these dimwits on purpose to drive up sales.