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unclebobinator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kind of a dick move though to be honest, if he wasn't bothering you why fuck with him?

But I doubt this story, who seriously carries a padlock for moments like this? I guess in Portland you could carry 10 and get rid of them that way in an hour. Even so..

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unclebobinator 1 point ago +1 / -0

I switched from a 4 or 5 blade razor to a safety razor and honestly didn't notice any difference..if anything my face was much less irritated afterwards and perhaps a closer shave but I didn't really do and in depth comparison.

Oh, and no more paying out the ass for replacement blades for a better, or at least similar, experience.

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unclebobinator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Peer pressure is a bitch. Imagine being in a workplace and knowing this covid thing is bullshit, how many people are willing to anger their peers by disagreeing. We all want to be liked by others, so we get stuck in this nasty feedback loop. I don't blame the people for being pressured into going with the flow, no one wants to not be invited to lunch or mocked behind their back or worse.

Which is why few people know how I feel about Trump and covid and various other hot topics. They're so unwilling to have a meaningful discussion and treat me with respect there's nothing to gain by speaking up. It's not that I want to remain friends with said person, more like I don't want an active enemy in my neighborhood or at work, my favourite bar, etc. Places I prefer to be stress free.

Thankfully where I live most agree with me, and we don't bully people who check the mail wearing a fucking mask. We just want to be left alone, so we also leave other people alone.

Treat others like you want to be treated, whatever happened to that?

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unclebobinator 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm a bit biased but I love Florida. There are some great counties here on the gulf coast.

Sales taxes are a bit high, but property is cheaper depending on how far you're from the coast, so I guess it balances out.

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unclebobinator 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's, in a sense, punishing the messenger, not a useful tactic.

Best to just not buy the shit. It's what I used to purchase, no longer though.

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unclebobinator 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm going to start doing that.

Might go with Captain Ahab, since Moby Dick is my favourite novel.

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unclebobinator 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're right, I had a blonde moment and mixed them up.

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unclebobinator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes why do you think that guy hung that rat from his helicopter in front of Al Pacino in Scarface? Though he doubled up, hung him with a rope then tossed him out.

It's not about money or efficiency, it's about sending a message

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unclebobinator 33 points ago +33 / -0

My preferred pronouns are Augusto/Pinochet

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unclebobinator 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw Hillary Clinton in the stands giving a blowjob to George Soros who was also not wearing a mask.

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unclebobinator 6 points ago +6 / -0

More muscle mass on my nephew than this turd. Probably more testosterone as well.

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unclebobinator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alaska, Florida, Nevada, New Hampshire, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Washington and Wyoming All those states have no state income tax. I live in Florida.

Edit: I said federal income tax at first, I meant state income tax, my apologies

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unclebobinator 2 points ago +2 / -0

He murdered this poor guy who was suffering a sexual emergency!

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unclebobinator 6 points ago +7 / -1

I love living in a state with no state income taxes. And I use every legal loophole available to avoid paying other taxes. Fuck them, they've proven time and time again that not only are they absolutely shit at managing money that they are also corrupt as fuck with its use.

Edit: I said federal income tax at first, I meant state income tax, my apologies

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unclebobinator 2 points ago +2 / -0

My boss recently moved production of his merchandise to factories in Taiwan. The profit margins are so tiny you really have to outsource out to Asia in some markets unfortunately.

Anyway I'm glad my paycheck is being paid from the work of the REAL Chinese people, not the communist posers.

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unclebobinator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yes that's one I was especially thinking of. Black on the outside and white on the inside.

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