Jules did you see the sign outside that said "Dead Rigger Storage" ?

Here's my offering

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MY BODY IS READY

We're going to find so much corruption, you're going to be tired of it! You're going to say "please Mr. President, stop finding fake ballots!" and we wont. We will teach them how to spot fake ballots.

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read

"Okay, we've recounted and didn't audt"

Uh no bitch, I paid $8MM - you're going to investigate every fucking ballot

How long until we find out he fucks little kids? I give it 4 days

It’s Happening.fed

The proper tactic would have been to tweet it immediately after the beginning of the session, and wait for it to be flagged before asking the question

The cost of the 4 year education should be: the mean salary that the average graduate (of that program) earns, in their 3rd year after graduating.

If you get an medical doctorate, an the average graduate from that program earns $130,000 in their 3rd year of their career, that's the maximum price

If you get a lesbian dance therapy degree - and the average graduate does meth and earns $15/hr from George Soros to burn down Portland - then the maximum they can charge is 1 abortion .

Here. For when she realizes links aren't resources: https://archive.is/QfnrX

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THERE'S SO LITTLE LEFT OF THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN LAWSUIT THAT WE DON'T EVEN NEED A JUDGE TO REVIEW IT

SHES SO FAR AHEAD IN THE POLLS SHE DOESN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT DONALD TRUMP

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Can we culturally appropriate Andy Yangs MATH hat after all this?

What Can’t you do with browns an greens

Based armed boomers in white New Balances

They got their retirement tucked away - they own their homes outright. They fuck.

I have 15 years of software development

If you get me the numbers, I can make you the charts. Bring me data, centipedes!

Glad I wasn't the first one to catch that

I think they don't promote future events because all of us on the right got fucked in the ass by the Unite the Right glow party

I fucking love how often he gives his Secret Service a heart attack

He's all smiles while these dudes are in straight murder mode - assessing for threats.

What a Chad

starts to smell from all the bacteria

It smells like literal shit - and no one tells them it will do this before the operation.

Austere Fitness Scholar

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