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wildass 2 points ago +2 / -0

The real lesson is if you make them go to their room for not sharing, take their candy anyway, set up a system where they give you some candy when you trick or treat and then also have to give more when you count it all, and then shoot their dog because they messed up their candy numbers

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wildass 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your story? I thought this was our meeting. I'm Toobin and everything here!

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wildass 1 point ago +2 / -1

Trump and his entire staff are now immune to COVID and shall walk the earth impervious to its effect

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wildass 9 points ago +9 / -0

MFW someone plays a song named "Fuck Donald Trump"

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wildass 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Is there anything that will make men take this deadly virus seriously?" Gee, I dunno, maybe actually being at any appreciable risk of dying from it?

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wildass 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe we'll finally have the fucking conversation about immune people not needing to wear masks.

If you tested positive and now you're negative, guess what? You can't give it, you can't get it. You can walk the world mask-free regardless of regulations and restrictions. I've seen NOBODY ANYWHERE acknowledge that.

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wildass 11 points ago +11 / -0

The truth is that the FBI is colluding (omg that word!) with Dems to paint certain groups as harmful and other groups as a non-issue. Then the MSM can spin it and social media shills and bots can push it. It's not a coincidence that the instant rebuttal to "antifa" online is "The FBI says it's white supremacy!!!"

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wildass 7 points ago +7 / -0

Two sentences ago, ok but can you now state without ambiguity that you state the president disavows white supremacy? Can you state that he states without ambiguity he white supremacy disavow? Disavow, can, unambiguous, you, white, Trump, supremacy, state?

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wildass 14 points ago +14 / -0

Trump squeezed in a lot of soundbite facts that I missed during the fight. Joe laid out happy-sounding meaningless crap and tons of lies. This one gets better the more you watch it over.

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wildass 14 points ago +15 / -1

I love Attack Trump. Don't forget that this was just business as usual for Our President while Wallace is going to spend a day with his shrink and Joe is going to sleep in a vampire's coffin for a month (with a lid, get it).

He enjoyed this. Joe survived this. And those of us who are sick and tired of the endless shilling, MSM DNC, and leftist insanity... Loved seeing someone finally get a chance to lash out at these assholes who have tried to destroy this country for most of the year.

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wildass 10 points ago +10 / -0

politicians and the mafia (one in the same?)

100%. The lefties like to pretend Trump is some shady businessman and crooked liar. He made his money in a world filled to the brim with politically-connected felons who have had all of the advantages they'd ever want. You're competing against literal murderers and shitbags, and the worst allegations are that he sometimes backs out of contracts.

Meanwhile the kind of people he's been up against for decades are Clintons, Vanderbilts, Epsteins.

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wildass 3 points ago +3 / -0

You forget the part where they SCREAM HOW COULD SOMEONE DO THIS GET HIS LICENSE CALL THE COPS

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wildass 9 points ago +9 / -0

If the person in the position respects the office, then they tend not to be insane hypocritical assholes. You then offer them the same respect.

That, of course, goes out the window when they abuse their position and basically lose all sense of decency and sanity.

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wildass 14 points ago +15 / -1

I had shingles at age 30, on the younger side for that particular ailment. They say it gets worse the older you are and I can't even imagine because they suck, bad. I don't know when they actually started vaccinating for chicken pox because I got it the old fashioned way in the early 90's from a pox party my friend's mom threw.

Go figure, intentionally getting a disease when you are less susceptible to the worse effects in order to get immunity and prevent a worse outbreak? But I digress...

I can enthusiastically support MMR/Chicken Pox/etc vax. We got rid of these things for a reason.

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wildass 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man I got an old Mark I that was sitting in Grandpa's house for years and it's so gunked up can't even get the thing apart to clean it.

This inspires me to get it operational... even if they do bite your damn hand if you're not paying attention.

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wildass 21 points ago +24 / -3

Think of how hard it must be to be a police officer today, in these cities. Now think about the motivation they have to serve their communities.

These men and women are overflowing with compassion and love for their fellow man. There's literally no other way to explain it.

They're the opposite of you and me. I wouldn't piss on Antifa to put out that fire. And they're willing to break ranks to help and put themselves in even more danger.

They represent the absolute best of us, I'm more convinced every day.

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wildass 10 points ago +10 / -0

*was a rapist. His victims are now capable of avoiding sexual assault by standing up and walking away.

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