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win-o-matic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, maybe it's true that everybody on the left, as well as alphabet agencies, all screw Bernie over. Sometimes they even run the playbook more than once. But damn, it sure is lucrative for Bernie.

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win-o-matic 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think that was a reference to Chris Pratt, not verified douche-bag Chris Evans.

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win-o-matic 10 points ago +10 / -0

Shredding a ballot before the expiration of the lawfully mandated retention period, by ANYONE, should be grounds for death by firing squad.

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win-o-matic 13 points ago +13 / -0 (edited)

UPDATE ON THAT: Fox has been showing Milwaukee County at 99% reported for over an hour. Same ratio, 60.3% Biden (~170.7K votes) to 38.3% Trump (~108.2K votes).

Of course, last election, the Milwaukee election authorities suddenly found a wayward tramp steamer in MKE's harbor at 2am, with some tens of thousands of "ballots" magically tucked away in its cargo hold. Of course, those "ballots" leaned so far to the left, you'd think they belonged to a one-leg-missing-below-the-knee amputee. And that is how WI got stuck with its current "leader," Governor Evers... AKA "the man who wears a mask in Zoom meetings, despite being at home by himself."

As for the other WI outlier leftist stronghold, Dane County, that's long ago been flagged as 100% reported, with the ratio running 260K votes (75.7%) Biden, 79K (22.9%) for Trump, which basically demonstrates how about half of Madison's residents work for some form of state-level government.

It is now 3am in WI, and it's pretty unlikely things could shift enough for Biden to take WI.... but then, nothing is over 'til it's over.

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win-o-matic 3 points ago +4 / -1

NUKE

DANE

COUNTY

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win-o-matic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same "problem" here. I'm convinced that 10/22s are capable of asexual reproduction. I lock the vault and they get busy -- I swear sometimes there's more of them when I come back that when I left 'em.

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win-o-matic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations! Give yourself some credit, there's nothing wrong with getting a Ruger 10/22. It's an excellent design and a staple among 22LR rifles.

A zillion accessories and enhancements are out there for it, too. I certainly wouldn't say it should be your "only gun," but IMHO everyone should have one at their disposal for practicing marksmanship and/or light hunting.

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win-o-matic 5 points ago +5 / -0

We can still multiply our effectiveness without cheating though! Take a friend, sibling, or elderly relative to the polls. Drive a stranger if they need a ride! We need to do everything we can to fairly win!

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win-o-matic 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Nobody snuggles with Max Power... you STRAP YOURSELF IN AND FEEL THE Gs!!!!"

... oh wait you said 'Max Hardcore.' My bad.

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win-o-matic 1 point ago +2 / -1

I am a simple man. I see an Apu Apustaja, I make the up arrow turn colored.

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win-o-matic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, FLOTUS flashin' the 'ol V-Card.

Something Big Mike only wishes he could do, but never can.

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win-o-matic 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fun fact: Out of all the colors of dragon, the ORANGE DRAGON has the proven-highest level of DRAGON ENERGY!!

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