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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

Errors only happen to favor democrats so unless your kiddos are huge Pedo Joe fans, they don't qualify as errors. Clearly, you didn't post-birth abort them so you're not off to a great start as a democrat voter.

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think I would subscribe to OAN if Tucker joined but I believe OAN hinted that they can't give him as many eyeballs as Faux. Tucker reaches a wider audience where he is right now and Newsmax can't pay him as much either.

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wiombims 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not the risky click I expected, well done!

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

There were lots of pictures. A loooot of hookers. There was a loooot of meth and crack. A looooooooot of money was exchanged. A lot of "plausible deniability" was shattered. A lot. Someone could throw the book at him on drugs and prostitution alone. One of the people piecing it all together described Hunter as a "crack fetishist, which I wasn't aware was even a thing" so the hyperbole is mild.

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wiombims 13 points ago +13 / -0

mfw Trump's first second term executive order is making all space shuttle doorgunners smoking hot space force cadets. The blue hairs tried to tell us all along and we didn't listen. If only we'd have listened ...

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wiombims 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did this happen on Lake Divorce Court?

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

You joke but the scientific community is taking the idea that covid "cured" influenza seriously. They're trying to figure out if it's the virus itself or something about the lockdowns. People are actually quite enthused about it. Total clownworld.

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

Many people have asked the same question. Many people don't understand the molecules but forget about it, you see actually what it is and the shock ...

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what he was trying to say which makes it even worse.

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's why I like the WatchMaga top 10 weekly recaps, everything makes sense and they add a bit of meme magic flavor so you don't have to be in several different threads by new at the same time.

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

Incorrect. I once upvoted every single post going back several pages because the pede made too damn much sense! Shh, it wasn't weird, It was back when the shills were raiding and trying to say positive things to establish accounts before astroturfing.

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

Might want to brush up on traffic laws there if you own a driver's license. I'd fail you if you tried to take the test. The white car violated at least 3 international traffic regulations, one of which is an instant removal of DL in most states. My guess is the white car was a team of bodyguards who think traffic laws don't apply to them and they're still back in the sandbox. That last edit was really close but still not quite accurate. There is never an excuse to ram into a car traveling forward in its own lane (something the white car attempted twice).

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're both constructed the same way. They're both fake news, for different reasons, forcing the person laughing to look up the joke and eat the red pill.

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

To the classified server in your closet? Yeah, that's definitely safe from your chinese driver! You might want to wipe it, like, with a crackpipe from time to time.

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

That depends on mission parameters. There's a syringe in the cabin trauma kit unless you want to ask your trans queer cabin buddy to depressurize your compartment?

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

Retractable canadian space boner!

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wiombims 4 points ago +4 / -0

US combined forces assume operations in no satcom environment against near-peer. So do the russians. Most vehicles and electronics are emp resistant as an example. Guided munitions are also not as heavily reliant on satcom anymore and although not explicitly stated, the "neurolink" capabilities of the F-35 are more useful for guiding ground warfare than air supremacy. Everyone assumed we'd have that horrible debris field enveloping atmo past first hours of hot war but these space frogs may have something to say about that.

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wiombims 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make them consult the bones for the type of magic they're experiencing. Finger joint says "golden god in retrograde, not good day to fuck around and find out"

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think we will bounce back 6mo to 2 years but only if, and I'm not saying this facetiously, a person like Trump can do the legwork. We live in an age of capital and one of the biggest competitive advantages under these conditions are favorable regulations.

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jokes on you, our hero there has been taking higher and higher doses or rufies for several years and no villain will deny him his true love, Buttercup.

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's marketing 101. People will show up for food/beers even though the value presented to them is lower than that value they put on their own time and the value they put on not receiving your message. You can't give someone 5 bucks to listen to you talk for 60 seconds but they'll show up for almost anything to a $1.30 beer or $2.50 pasta and meatballs dinner. There are only 2 things more motivating (drugs and female companionship) and alcohol is technically in the drug category. Soooo if you can hire some pretty ladies and ply your customers with alcohol you have a bright future in the hospitality industry!

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