I dumped them like a bad habit months ago. Can't remember which straw broke the camel's back, choose whichever, they are dead to me too.

News Flash— All of the vanities in question may be purchased at Wayfair. /s

My brain just imploded due to CovAIDS.

Anderson Cooper snatches himself a bit of fresh Walnut Chicken.

NO. And if I see you mistreating your dog, I am going to kick you right in the butthole with cowboy boots on.

That would, of course, include RINOs.

They shouldn't be called 'the left' anymore, since that construct is a false dichotomy. How about 'pedophiles and their enablers'?

I would totally do her... if I was single, we met, and had a lot in common, and were attracted to one another, and our personalities were conducive to relationship success.

NO

Both what? Your question is unclear. I say it would have been better if he'd gotten the DUI after the stupid Jeep commercial, because he is extra cunty for the fake call for UNITY.

Man, that would've been 100 times better if it had happened just yesterday. Still good, though.

Wait-which one am I not meant to put on my pancakes?

I was listening to Quite Frankly the other day, and he worded it well: We are living in parallel realities, with pockets of sanity sprinkled about. I am more and more resistant to their premises, language, and version of Science®️.

He is such a fag.

It comes with free abortions - that’s right, more than one!

Goodbye, Our Innocence...

R.I.P., female youth scholarships.

I remember seeing somewhere that Larry Hogan is a "Nazi Fucking Cunt." See Mr. Porter on YT, he is a 1st amendment warrior!

Stuff is happening out here, Twatter is the echo-chambered circle jerk.

Nice red shoes. Made from orphaned children skin?

It is hard to disagree on that point, I mean surely there was SOMEONE in their life like us who'd already told them: "Just DON'T get the vaccine, maybe wait a couple months at least," and they still got it. Pfft laters, we told youse.

He's taking a bite out of the pillow market...he's a pillow-biter, perhaps?

Don't go making pillows now -

Just stick to the crisis acting and gun-fear mongering you're used to.

Shuttling the elite out of our realm to release some Vitus Omega and reduce the population for their Great Reset that they engraved in the Georgia Guidestones?

It’s: Climate Crisis™️ now, those other business models failed.