Me too, but not the cream-filled ones. I heard they have dog jizz in them. Anyhoo, the maple log hot dog joke idea is a template I have been holding on to for 15+ years, when I saw a fat John Travolta in a hot tub on a National Enquirer cover, and figured that's how he took his hot dogs.
Blecch, it’s all just disgusting. Lately, I’ve gone to radio plays, like Twilight Zone narrated by Stacy Keach. I don’t even want to see these tranny Baphomet actors with sold out souls shilling for globalism and glorifying degeneracy until they are all cleaned out.
I heard bug meat is nutritious and plentiful. Bill Gates is buying up all the farmland and wants to blot out the sun so we can’t grow food, so dooming comes easy. But at the very least, I recommend boycotting when viable in place of burning and looting, that was my point.
Where are the diamond ring gangster taggers who mark up their shitty signs in gas station and restaurant bathroom mirrors throughout shitty Commiefornia? Can we get some of those flunkies to hit up this stupid sign? Maybe a cock and balls?