Omg pensionism!! Kek
Mail-in voting to get rid of Trump
Electric boogaloo!
Senior madman!!
Awesome story!!! Thanks for sharing. How did the last one (business venture) turn out?
Governor Klansrobe Coonman?
We all know she certainly thought it
I'm sorry but was actually meant sarcastic.
20.46 million barrels ~ 5 gorrilion, I guess 😁
I'm sorry but nobody here knows any numbers.
Why not 5 gorillion??
I mean, what damn TV channel DO YOU WATCH???
Gorillas are on my screen, all day!!
Damn it. If there was one small "mistake" in wording the Bill of Rights, it's this one. Should have been mandatory.
Why not both?
Karentine
OMG this is the TOPPEST of KEKS!!!!!
Tough, gotta turn it on the Karens:
Store clerk: Sorry, Karen, but the manager's currently in karentine!!
Karen: when will he be back so I can file my complaint?
Clerk: well, I guess never? See, it's specifically a KARENTINE, not a quarantine, so, there you go. Goodbye.
Yeah, I've catched that too, nice one! Also, I like the flag flyer 🇺🇸
This photo is clearly LIGMA
Source for those unaware: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1397419-ligma
Karonavirus?
Came here to read this. Was not disappointed.
Also, SHUT UP KAREN
Thank you for the background. Didn't know about the Soviet lie of having to fight the Japanese in that moment, but then again did never hear about it in history class, and didn't get to read too much about it until now either, will fix.
For anyone reading that hasn't heard about this, it's really heart-breaking: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor
haha kek!
Holodomor scenario
would’ve been eating cake
Not only, they would be parading in the streets that flyover country is suffering, giving out free champagne, dildos, abortions and gourmet ice cream for everyone
Those are rookie numbers!
Considering that GEOTUS has the best clothes (that you can believe me!), it's like uber-lame.
HINT: read the comment below his, HAHAHAHA
Hahahahaha had to laugh, remembering that.
Our frens (/s) at VICE made a very nice compilation of all GEOTUS' bings!
Needs bigger guns!!!
Well you know how history goes, suddenly everbody was on board supporting the winning team