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womp-womp-twice 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well you know how history goes, suddenly everbody was on board supporting the winning team

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womp-womp-twice 3 points ago +3 / -0

Omg pensionism!! Kek

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womp-womp-twice 10 points ago +10 / -0

Electric boogaloo!

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womp-womp-twice 4 points ago +4 / -0

Awesome story!!! Thanks for sharing. How did the last one (business venture) turn out?

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womp-womp-twice 18 points ago +18 / -0

We all know she certainly thought it

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womp-womp-twice 9 points ago +11 / -2

I'm sorry but nobody here knows any numbers.

Why not 5 gorillion??

I mean, what damn TV channel DO YOU WATCH???

Gorillas are on my screen, all day!!

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womp-womp-twice 32 points ago +33 / -1

Damn it. If there was one small "mistake" in wording the Bill of Rights, it's this one. Should have been mandatory.

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womp-womp-twice 5 points ago +5 / -0

Karentine

OMG this is the TOPPEST of KEKS!!!!!

Tough, gotta turn it on the Karens:

Store clerk: Sorry, Karen, but the manager's currently in karentine!!

Karen: when will he be back so I can file my complaint?

Clerk: well, I guess never? See, it's specifically a KARENTINE, not a quarantine, so, there you go. Goodbye.

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womp-womp-twice 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank you for the background. Didn't know about the Soviet lie of having to fight the Japanese in that moment, but then again did never hear about it in history class, and didn't get to read too much about it until now either, will fix.

For anyone reading that hasn't heard about this, it's really heart-breaking: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor

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womp-womp-twice 47 points ago +48 / -1

would’ve been eating cake

Not only, they would be parading in the streets that flyover country is suffering, giving out free champagne, dildos, abortions and gourmet ice cream for everyone

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womp-womp-twice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Considering that GEOTUS has the best clothes (that you can believe me!), it's like uber-lame.

HINT: read the comment below his, HAHAHAHA

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