I am surprised that little George Constanza or Jake Snapper at CNN have not yet photoshopped the "N" to a "M" on this Vile Islam-Asshole's medals.
#Nobody does it better !
" What a Coinkydink " - (Moe Howard, Larry Fine & Shemp Howard's real time reaction).
If Big Mike comes 'out of the closet' and runs away with Valerie, ... that would mean Valerie is really 'Valentino' and she's pack'n too...
But if you walk in darkness, and if there is no light & hence there is nothing to see, the people are fuck'd and it's dark.
"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams" that we can get our country back...
Does this work for husbands, or wives, too ?
IF, and I don't know for sure, But IF this is staged by teachers (on their hands/knees) and students (standing in black) ... then any sane school district should fire every teacher in this picture for organizing unauthorized political activity on school/taxpayer property using many minors (students).
HUNTER BIDEN : 'Whoa, Whoa, Whoa ... put down that crack-pipe girl ! .... You have had enough !' /s
What is this ? ...Backstory ?
Rinse. Repeat. (Until you have had enough of this shit).
...Sometimes the simplest answers are the BEST answers !
After submitting his question : he downs a shot of Tiger blood, sits on his favorite throne, sharpens his battle axe, and patiently awaits Gate's answer...
Top Marine ? ... TOP MARINE ! ... How the hell did this touchy-feely woke jerk become TOP MARINE ?
Yes, he previously bragged about his strong Psalms ....
The title of this post is not quite Haiku, but it is poetry nonetheless ... Bravo.
I like a guy who means what he says and says what he means !
'TV PAY FOR VIEW' IDEA TO PAY OFF SOME OF OUR 16 TRILLION DOLLAR DEBT :
Joe Biden has to put on Melania's shoes and make it to the top of the steps. Show does not end until he reaches the top, or if he finally falls and can't get up.
BUT NOTICE the Cedars-Sinai study DID NOT list the side effects of this treatment : men's insatiable desire to listen to Show Tunes and to buy simply fabulous shoes.
AllahuBoys SnAkbar ! ... Don't I look sexy ? .... Taliban Hunks Only...
Pronouns : Dead.
OLD JOE : " Aw Fuck. President Harris spilled some of her KY lube again on the steps "
Well, if the Treason doesn't stick, maybe we can re-charge to mass genocide ?
Unconscious, eight nipples and no balls. Looks about right.
OLD JOE: " Idiocracy ? ... Why you dog-head, uh I mean dog-skulled, uh I mean uh uh anyway, I disagree and really resemble that remark ! "
"Hey kids, come here. Remember when you asked me what mom did when she was your age... "