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woodspea23 15 points ago +15 / -0

I’m black, I will never forget the time in high school when I read an article about a guy being the “first black” kid to do something science related. and i made a tweet about how condescending that is, and and at what point would we stop referring to people as the “first black/female/whatever” to do something and just celebrate the accomplishment. And this white liberal butch lesbo bitch told me to “hate myself harder”. I wish I wasn’t such a yellow belly pussy back then so I could tell her to go fuck herself.

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woodspea23 10 points ago +10 / -0

“Stop being a faggot and suck that guys dick!”

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woodspea23 5 points ago +5 / -0

“I am one of 47 of my deeply, beautifully, funny and talented and wonderful and kind colleagues who lost their jobs today.

I'm the most sad that we can't all hug each other. (Also... hire me?)”

Holy shit what a pathetic cunt

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woodspea23 10 points ago +10 / -0

Remember when Trump was running and these retards were sooo concerned about whether he was mentally and physically fit enough to be President, and when he received a clean bill of health they were sooo convinced he paid off the doctor or something.

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woodspea23 25 points ago +25 / -0

I remember in 2015 Protein World had an advertisement with a skinny model and the phrase “are you beach body ready?” and the harpies had a fucking conniption over it. Like, posing in their bikinis in front of it because “eVeRy bOdY iS a BeAcH bOdY”. As far as I know protein world never wavered or apologized.

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woodspea23 5 points ago +6 / -1

Thought you were maybe being dramatic but then I scrolled back up and...yeah I get it lol. He looks like Him from the powerpuff girls

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woodspea23 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think it’s sad and unnecessary, but most men in the US are circumcised so the conversation never really goes anywhere because people take any criticism of the practice personally, since chances are they’re either circumcised themselves or circumcised their kids. I mean, who wants to ponder the possibility that part of their dick was stolen for no real reason?

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woodspea23 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some of my favorite thrash bands came up in the late 00s

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woodspea23 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s the type of thing that makes me feel like we really are in a simulation

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woodspea23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doesn’t he know this ain’t gonna be no Tuskegee 😔

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woodspea23 10 points ago +12 / -2

Yeah i can relate to the second one. I live in a deep blue area and masks are mandatory at my gym, the one positive I can think of is no one can see my ugly work out face. But I don’t hate my face enough to prefer mask mandates

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woodspea23 41 points ago +41 / -0

Hell, crowder himself posted an ig video stating he loves his family and wouldn’t kill himself right before he dropped this video

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woodspea23 11 points ago +11 / -0

Personally I always gravitated towards the white kids because I wasn’t black enough for the black kids

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woodspea23 4 points ago +4 / -0

My dad had to sell my childhood home a few years ago. I decided to drive by it once and saw they had remodeled the hell out of it and had that stupid fucking sign up in the front yard. I literally cried.

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woodspea23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fair enough, it’s been a while since I’ve seen it last. I hear they’re making a spin off

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woodspea23 5 points ago +5 / -0

Agreed. It really should’ve ended after the first movie

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woodspea23 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was definitely a diamond in the rough. A far cry better than the mindless bullshit they usually peddle to kids

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woodspea23 13 points ago +13 / -0

Such a shame, while shit like spongebob is going strong after 20 years. Don’t get me wrong, it was awesome at first but basically devolved into the typical formulaic mindless kids show devoid of anything that made it funny or clever.

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woodspea23 8 points ago +8 / -0

And maybe some financial advisory classes because most people wouldn’t know how to best use that extra money. That’s why people make such a big deal out of tax returns. A lump sum is much more exciting than just having a bit more money every paycheck, because their spending habits would be the same and they’d still be broke.

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woodspea23 3 points ago +3 / -0

She was aching for them to arrest her

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