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worksof0zymandias 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, she replaced our GOP crypt-keeper "Luv Gov" who had an affair with his assistant. the wide recorded a phone conversation wherein he told his honey they'd have to move "Wanda's (his secretary) desk" because she probably could hear their fooling around. I think Wanda's Desk had a twitter account after that for a while.

Our current secretary of state, who is married and has done a really good job on Voter ID, pissed off his mistress. She recorded a self-serving phone call discussing his penchant for butt plugs.

Our former very religious Chief Justice of the Supreme Court - known as the 10 Commandments Judge - is so hated that Alabama fans voted for the former head coach of Auburn for Senator. And I have not even scratched the surface.

TL ; DR: It's slimy.

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worksof0zymandias 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everything woke turns to shit.

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worksof0zymandias 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes! I have wanted someone to hack into the National Anthem at some NFL game, play the Lord's Prayer instead and see how fast the players pop up.

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worksof0zymandias 1 point ago +1 / -0

The cows want their bag back, too.

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worksof0zymandias 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is wise AND psychic too. Is there nothing DL Dr. Fao Xi can't do?

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worksof0zymandias 4 points ago +5 / -1

They should just put the vaccine in aerosol form

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worksof0zymandias 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, I guess she'll be deemed mentally ill soon like Kanye.

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worksof0zymandias 1 point ago +1 / -0

What my husband and I have been saying all along. They're sticking people in hospital beds without treating them on an outpatient basis.

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