Dios mio!
I'm compensated very well. Thank you.
I guarantee my dick has more mileage on it than you and your dad combined.
Uh oh, watch out! Mr. Serious Business coming through!
YIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Remove katzap. Remove katzap from the premises. Thank you Mr. President!
Voice of America is one of the only things we had left 35 years ago. I remember it as a kid. Think of people clinging close to a radio in the evening, because state news was manufactured fake news. And now we're here.
Shut yo' mouf' honky ass cracka we wuz kangs.
BBC BLACKED.COM
I wish I had met my father.
If we just keep on joggin' everything will be OK.
A platform just flew over my house! I checked and it wasn't squawking.
Oh, BURN.
I know a lot of Americans are straight up retarded and have the memory of goldfish
It's all coming together, isn't it?
How can this faggotry go on?
Oh, I understand now.
This is what I communicated to a "friend" a while back: do you think you're safe if the mood changes? There are precedents.
Same person wanted people storming the Capitol to be "mowed down" while strongly excusing the BLM protests based on feelz. It's so tiresome.
Some people at Harvard are still chill, but it's increasingly difficult. The institution is being run into the ground.
Has anyone called them to let them know that San Francisco is a biological warfare incident?
How is this even a normal family photo? I keep asking: What the fuck is wrong with this family?
Let the tendies hit the floor.
Tour de MA'AMS
This is akshully super-rare.
Huffy (the bicycle brand you will fondly remember from K-Mart) never quite made it past the shopping mall. I think they sponsored some pro/semi-pro cyclists at a point in road and mountain-biking. Their consumer bikes were $120 general store garbage that would fall apart the second you took it off pavement.
Donald probably got a decent check for this promo.
She's banging a more dumpy version of Beeker from The Muppet Show. I knew she always LOVED SCIENCE.
You'll never be a real woman, and the only people who pretend to treat you as a woman are doing so out of pity. Sad. Many such cases.
Gotta sleep. Gotta lie down.
Professional Karens, all of them.
I recall a moment from my life, when I was only two years old. My parents drop-kicked me across the parking lot at Arby's for being an annoying shit. I think that I had a fractured coccyx, but that didn't stop me from being prepared for what came next. Martin Luther King Jr. drove up to me, rolled down his window and offered me a spliff. I laughed from my gut, like family, and winked at him. Then I said to him, "build bwidges, not wawls."
Albert Einstein rode by on a skateboard and everybody clapped.