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wrongkindofimmigrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

I recall a moment from my life, when I was only two years old. My parents drop-kicked me across the parking lot at Arby's for being an annoying shit. I think that I had a fractured coccyx, but that didn't stop me from being prepared for what came next. Martin Luther King Jr. drove up to me, rolled down his window and offered me a spliff. I laughed from my gut, like family, and winked at him. Then I said to him, "build bwidges, not wawls."

Albert Einstein rode by on a skateboard and everybody clapped.

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wrongkindofimmigrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

YIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Remove katzap. Remove katzap from the premises. Thank you Mr. President!

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wrongkindofimmigrant 11 points ago +11 / -0

Voice of America is one of the only things we had left 35 years ago. I remember it as a kid. Think of people clinging close to a radio in the evening, because state news was manufactured fake news. And now we're here.

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wrongkindofimmigrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know a lot of Americans are straight up retarded and have the memory of goldfish

It's all coming together, isn't it?

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wrongkindofimmigrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is what I communicated to a "friend" a while back: do you think you're safe if the mood changes? There are precedents.

Same person wanted people storming the Capitol to be "mowed down" while strongly excusing the BLM protests based on feelz. It's so tiresome.

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wrongkindofimmigrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

How is this even a normal family photo? I keep asking: What the fuck is wrong with this family?

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wrongkindofimmigrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is akshully super-rare.

Huffy (the bicycle brand you will fondly remember from K-Mart) never quite made it past the shopping mall. I think they sponsored some pro/semi-pro cyclists at a point in road and mountain-biking. Their consumer bikes were $120 general store garbage that would fall apart the second you took it off pavement.

Donald probably got a decent check for this promo.

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wrongkindofimmigrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

You'll never be a real woman, and the only people who pretend to treat you as a woman are doing so out of pity. Sad. Many such cases.

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