They’re looking to turn NYC into Detroit.

This should be a poll on Twitter.

130 unread messages!?

Don’t you dare order that from Amazon!

Also, I’d wear this without the mask.

Pick the “cancel immediately” option and they’ll refund you the difference. I got over 80 bucks back.

“Parents of Millennials” is a really funny way to say Boomers.

This reeks of satire.

“Immigrant Muslim from Syria”.

You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

STOP WATCHING FAUX!

Of of.

I did not know you could buy sex men.

He’s at least half as tall though.

Get that booger hook off that trigger!

I sure do love my state.

Cue Kumala Harris to swoop in and save the day. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Aren’t black kids typically taller than white kids? The NBA seems indicative of this.

Probably because you’re still visiting Google.

This is completely unrealistic! Oklahoma is seeing negative temperatures, not positive 26 degrees!

We’re smarter than this now, aren’t we? He’s not a retard. He is “controlled opposition”. Everybody say it with me now. “Controlled opposition”.

Truest words I ever saw...

You’re the OPsMom. Spank that ass until it grammars right.

*Errors.

But 100% agree with your pointe.

All joking aside, OP also needs to replace “on” with “in”.

Is anyone actually surprised?

Thank goodness I don’t own any guns. Especially “assault rifles”.