Again, a figure of speech, since I clearly have no way of silencing you. To admit you are correct, in your wild assumptions above, would require entering into your narrow, close-minded view of the situation, which I will not. You are free to admit you're just being an ass, at any point however.
The rule has been in place since the start of lockdown, they just defined the actual consequences for breaking it. Should point out that the lockdown ends soon anyways, so this is a bit of a sensationalist article, shock, I know...
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Welcome to the grass fields motherfuckers!