NEVER GIVE UP

The fact that they employ Teri gross tells you all you need to know about NPR. She's literally the worst interviewer on the planet. "As you child, you watched your parents burn to death in a car accident. Did that affect you in any way?"

Pretty soon we will be like the kids in China who have to sneak around with VPNs to see the actual internet.

TWO HOLLOW FANGS

Want to know what a piece of shit Drudge is these days? This story is BURIED in a single link in the middle of the page.

FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE

BRILLIANT

There's not a shred of evidence

The Chinese state media that is mocking him will NEVER understand what it is to be free and American.

From what I can tell, he was taking oxygen at the Whitehouse but never at Walter reed. Anyone with a brain can figure this out: it was precautionary at the WH. Someone no doubt said, "hey, just to be safe here take this oxygen mask." When he got to Walter Reed, it was determined he didn't actually need it.

"I just fucking shot myself."

-- Tex Grebener

Prayers up!

LOVE HIM

I'd give anything for a Trump tweet right now

God please take care of this man.

SLEEPY EYES GAYLE KING

Q: Why was she forced to resign from her position as an EMT?

A: Because she signed for a rental car in which a dead body was later discovered.

this is so sad alexa play despacito

Flipping through channels last night, I was surprised to see China getting hammered on the German DW news. Hammered. All three panelists. They've had enough of China's shit.

The world is opening its eyes.

PELLETIZED CHICKEN MANURE

Yes.

FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE

All these months later, I still don't know a single person who's had it.

FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE. I'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE

I am sinister.

sinister, sinistera -um, sinisterior -or -us, sinistimus -a -um ADJ [XXXCX]
left, improper,adverse; inauspicious;