The clotter is ORF8.

😬 I can see this one backfiring

"sarcasm"

Where did you get them?

Oh ok I think my unicode is broken

The basic info in that paragraph is:

The president is irrelevant

We are fighting for freedom, lives

We are wrongly judged

You stop crying

You assume your role

The fight is today

He (non-spec male) will return

We are all in this together

Where in that picture do you see the name "Trump"?

What I thought he was a Navy Seal

Lol all I could think of reading his posts was me as a teenager.

His posts look suspiciously "regular", though. And by "regular" I mean duplicated.

I heard COVID-19 is a neurological disease

This is amazing!

Indubiously! Indeed I do concur, doctor.

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 I come from afar to hear your teachings, oh wise keeper of the doctrine. What sayeth thee in these troubling times? 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Im offended:

An uneducated undergraduate degree holding cuck says what? What an uneducated ignorant cuck!

-u/Autosome

I thought the point of the test was to detect a virus. Seems like it works pretty well to me.

Well now... would that have happened if you'd worn your mask? Hmm?

Dammit, every time!

The best part about speaking metaphorically

Oh dangg, youre moving? Where to?

Which is funny cuz its pretty obvious that all the lights are off in that guy. Helooooo? Anybody home in there? lol

Me: Oh youre student at CommU? Thats great! What do you study?

Her: Political science.

Me: Oh... ok.

Im just glad to see the people on the TV looking so happy all the sudden. New year, new me.

Hay que aprender español hijito

Well, as a wise legal scholar once said, "We have to pass it to find out whats in it."

I read 'mushrooms' and immediately thought to myself, "These schnazberries taste like schnazberries."