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yudsfpbc 5 points ago +5 / -0

Practically everything Darwin wrote is wrong. Why do his lies persist?

We were bred by God. His miscenegation laws were designed to create a race of superman to save the rest of humanity from Satan's corruption.

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yudsfpbc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you saying Medicare / medicaid artificially raised the price of health care?

And the federally subsidized student loans raised the price of college?

That when government funds something it gets more expensive?

Because that's what every honest economist has said for a very long time.

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yudsfpbc 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Murdered" like an actress is murdered in a TV show.

At least she was a better actress than anything Hollywood has made in 50 years.

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yudsfpbc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pro pro tip: it's time to start sneaking guns and ammo out of the military stockpile. Anyone who steals from the military is a patriot now.

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yudsfpbc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hold on there buddy, we don't want other countries that refuse to accept immigrants calling us racist now do we?!?

It's not like there are entire continents for asians, indians, blacks, and such. It's not fair that people of your race get to have their own country!

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yudsfpbc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds fair.

And if someone tries to stop me from going on my way, I get to shoot them.

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yudsfpbc 8 points ago +8 / -0

The ideal health care system:

Government does nothing.

No regulations.

No taxes.

No spending.

No "taking care of the poor" or elderly or whatever.

Just let people do whatever they want to do when it comes to their own health.

Maybe we have a law where you can't sue people who hurt you when you sign a release form and they do what they said they would do to the best of their ability. But that's about it.

If we adopted this, we would have doctors begging to bring you on as a patient and bragging about how good of a doctor they are based on their accomplishments. We'd probably pay a membership fee of $10 a month and all medical care would be free.

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yudsfpbc 4 points ago +4 / -0

If we wanted to overthrow the government, we would stop paying taxes. No dirty bomb needed.

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yudsfpbc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why pay teachers more? Are they going to start teaching if we give them a raise? Or do we need to get more expensive people to replace them?

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yudsfpbc 2 points ago +2 / -0

It takes more petroleum to build, install and run solar and wind energy than if we had simply burned it in a power plant.

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yudsfpbc 1 point ago +4 / -3

The flu is different. Covid was the common cold.

It was weird because if you tested positive, your life expectancy went up.

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yudsfpbc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be sure to shoot the dog.

It's totally not stuffed.

With tannerite.

Boom.

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yudsfpbc 1 point ago +1 / -0

BAM

BANG BANG BANG

OFFICER DOWN!

BANG BANG BANG

FALL BACK!

sees dog

SHOOT THE DOG!!

BOOOOOOOOOOM

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yudsfpbc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why are their lives at risk?

We only want to kill traitors and pedophiles.

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yudsfpbc 4 points ago +5 / -1

They'll need plenty of practice.

Be sure to shoot the dog. We left a special surprise inside of Fluffy after we had her stuffed.

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yudsfpbc 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't care, as long as they store the ammo properly for us.

Someone knows where they put it all, right? We the people might be needing it soon.

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yudsfpbc 1 point ago +1 / -0

The slightest damage to one of their core infrastructure systems will throw their entire system into chaos.

Did you see what happened when the farmers parked their tractors on bridges near the cities?

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