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zooty 8 points ago +8 / -0

Remember when they had to burn books? Now they just hit the edit button.

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

People are people and old habits die hard. Not saying it's a good thing but it has to be accounted for.

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zooty 43 points ago +43 / -0

Watch out, he might use his martial arts on you. He has a secret move called "talking you to death about his martial art skills".

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Personally, I'm not interested in building a better shithole but there you go.

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Better a decentralized service.

Ironically enough, asshole though he be, Dorsey has advocated for that. No idea what's going on in his head.

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've considered making white vinyl 'the steal' additions for local stop signs but that's not how I roll.

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zooty 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not a bad attempt at devil's advocate but no sorry. Marx didn't invent jealousy and rabble rousing. Putting a veneer on it doesn't count for much.

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zooty 36 points ago +36 / -0

You'll be pleased to hear it gets vandalized quite frequently.

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're probably more likely to be struck by Amber Heard by all accounts.

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was mildly concerned at first (never forget those fake Chinese scare videos) and thought it was worth being cautious (like avoid congregating in large groups or putting sick people into homes for the elderly) until we learned more.

Then we learned more.

I think some people just don't lead interesting lives and enjoy the drama.

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zooty 87 points ago +87 / -0

You've got family here now, friend.

Can you lend me 200 until payday?

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's probably the one I'm thinking of. I wouldn't be surprised if there was some loophole for farmland somehow though.

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zooty 7 points ago +7 / -0

Probly not. It's a well known tax dodge to buy land to get the tax credits for not planting crops.

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most of the names suggested to replace the term are horribly incorrect in one way or another.

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still more impressed by the guy who pooped in her driveway.

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel boot heel clicking is more in the roundhouse of the left right now.

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