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🚨🚨🤡🌍 BREAKING REPORT: 🤡🌍🚨🚨 GOP Congressman Steve Stivers suggests the Government SHOULD HOLD $1,400 STIMULUS CHECKS unless you take the vaccine... by FuckU/Spez
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zzyzzx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joke is on them, I'm not getting a stimulus check anyway!

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Say no to hopium, main line CLOWNIUM! by cornfedandconfused
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zzyzzx 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need a c/pepe and c/honkler

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"Companies have a fiduciary responsibility to shareholders to do what is best for their investment. How on earth is banning the most popular Twitter account, the President of the United States, upholding that legal duty?" by ConradSum3r
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zzyzzx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jack Dorsey is a Communist.

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The perfect girl doesn’t exi- by leakmouth
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zzyzzx 1 point ago +1 / -0

ERECTION INTENSIFYING!!!

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Crazy Hopium...Copium? by Roger-Q-Patriot
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zzyzzx 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would be hard for days!

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Update for Fired From My Job by GoBlue12
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zzyzzx 1 point ago +1 / -0

It costs them money.

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Giant Food launches campaign displaying minority-owned business tags on products (Imagine the conversations with the cashiers!) by Smokin11
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zzyzzx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck Giant food. I only buy items there that are on sale. Their prices are high.

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HEY COMMIES!... by BulletsForTeethORG
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zzyzzx 2 points ago +2 / -0

These Pinochet memes always deliver!

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Brave browser by Spotlight
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zzyzzx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Set duck duck go as the default search engine in the settings.

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A few years ago - my work was burglarized and payroll checks were stolen and fraudently printed and cashed. Law enforcement said they didn't steal enough for them to investigate. The banks had the thumbprints and bank video of the criminals. (Cashing multiple fraudulent checks) by Red888
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zzyzzx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Typical big city police.

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This woman has bigger balls then every Republican in Congress and Big Mike combined. If every Republican stood up for Trump the way she has we would still have a country and the legitimate winner of the election would remain in charge. by leakmouth
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zzyzzx 1 point ago +1 / -0

ERECTION INTENSIFYING!!!

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Best Part Of Home Alone 2 by meme_oil
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zzyzzx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Download this while you can.

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Try Tooter (Instant Access)... by paramour
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zzyzzx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shitter would be a better alternative name, but I can't take credit for it since it was on South Park years ago.

Plus fuck apps. Use a browser.

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SOVIET LEVELS by kek_saved_the_world
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zzyzzx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone needs to upload this video clip to alternative streaming sites.

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Rush just said it: They want to impeach Trump because they're deathly afraid of him. by wrathofthekeks
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zzyzzx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump must have some really good dirt on them.

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Donald J Trump: “ I will Veto the Defense Bill, which will make China very unhappy. They love it. Must have Section 230 termination, protect our National Monuments and allow for removal of military from far away, and very unappreciative, lands. Thank you!” by Paratrooper82
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zzyzzx 1 point ago +1 / -0

They covered for Stalin in the 30's when he was comitting genocide.

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Got them today in the mail.... I'll spread them from visiting grandma in Philly to visiting parents in Harrisburg and everywhere in between by Mixchi
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zzyzzx 1 point ago +1 / -0

ERECTION INTENSIFYING!!!

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Hostess acts like the covid 19 Gestapo and is surprised to get called out on it by based diners. by Esodo
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zzyzzx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Use names of founding fathers, various movie and TV characters, and obvious fake names.

More good ones: Gustav Mannerheim, Josef Pilsudski, Augusto Pinochet, Horatio Gates, Nathanael Greene, Friedrich Wilhelm von Steuben, Fegelein, Pepe

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Hostess acts like the covid 19 Gestapo and is surprised to get called out on it by based diners. by Esodo
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zzyzzx 1 point ago +1 / -0

If someone asks, my number is 410 867-5309, andy name is Tommy, and the GF is Jenny.

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Fuccckkkkkk you. by DefundMoneyChangers
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zzyzzx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Watch YouTube with Brave browser. It blocks the ads.

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Meet Erin Marie Olszewski. Military veteran that was fired from her job as a nurse for whistleblowing on how hospitals kill 'COVID" patients with ventilators because of all the extra money they get, when a 'COVID' patient dies. A true American Patriot. by boomerpro17
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zzyzzx 1 point ago +1 / -0

ERECTION INTENSIFYING!!!

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CHOPPER RIDES FOR ALL COMMUNISTS - This took me an hour to make so make me proud. by Spawnlingman
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zzyzzx 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would have used the Team America theme song ad the music.

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Android Pedes, the phone not zuckerberg, Ditch Google, Get Cake Browser by Lib7ard
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zzyzzx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Use Brave to watch YouTube videos ad free!

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Rob Schneider 4 California Governor: Schneider Urges Gavin Newsom Recall: ‘When You Step on Our Liberties, We Will Kick Your Ass Out of Office’ by blackkit27
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zzyzzx 4 points ago +4 / -0

I fucking love Deuce!

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The book burning begins. Youtube is actively deleting Trump videos. by ratioetlogicae
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zzyzzx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brave browser will do the same. No app required.

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